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I didn't realize he was responding to a post you'd made. Yeah it obviously doesn't make sense as no matter where you are, people drive too slow or too fast, and just as bad are the people driving the exact same speed as you.

03-31-2018 , 02:49 PM

#9828

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

If anything, they're worse. They're going slow enough to be an annoyance, but not slow enough to overtake.

03-31-2018 , 02:54 PM

#9829

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Dabs, how are you today?

I am fine. How are you?

03-31-2018 , 02:57 PM

#9830

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Everyone eating poop eggs tomorrow?

03-31-2018 , 04:16 PM

#9831

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-31-2018 , 04:17 PM

#9832

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-31-2018 , 04:26 PM

#9833

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-31-2018 , 05:35 PM

#9834

philurivey

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,324

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Detroit?

03-31-2018 , 05:47 PM

#9835

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Don't worry, Nicole Curtis's got this.

03-31-2018 , 07:27 PM

#9836

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-31-2018 , 07:34 PM

#9837

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-31-2018 , 09:06 PM

#9838

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-01-2018 , 12:40 AM

#9839

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

That guy loves missing the context and posting something totally random.

you don't need context dabs... all you need is a good story

04-01-2018 , 12:41 AM

#9840

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

i forgot i got an egg. YES!

04-01-2018 , 02:11 AM

#9841

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

YES!

NO!

04-01-2018 , 02:31 AM

#9842

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'm guessing this is a joke, but I can't work out in what context it would make sense.

England is an island, yes? And from what I've heard (and in one or two cases, seen) people drive like ****ing maniacs in Spain, Italy, Greece, and Romania.

04-01-2018 , 02:33 AM

#9843

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I went to cook out and some bum hit me up for money in the drive thru. Gotta say that's a first.

And the dude had the audacity to ask for bills, not change.

04-01-2018 , 02:41 AM

#9844

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

And then some gay dude screamed his order in the lane next to me.

04-01-2018 , 12:02 PM

#9845

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You ever have a nightmare so vivid that you actually think it might be true. It was a really bad one too, because in it I got called out for my creepy behaviour, which I thought I was pretty good at hiding.

04-01-2018 , 12:03 PM

#9846

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I can't find any of the texts and phone calls that supposedly happened though, so I think I'm in the clear.

04-01-2018 , 01:58 PM

#9847

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

04-01-2018 , 02:12 PM

#9848

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I am fine. How are you?

I'm well, thank you! I got to put it in someone's orifices last night, so life is beaming today #risenagain

04-01-2018 , 03:37 PM

#9849

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Congrats on the sex. That's a huge win. Speaking of huge wins my little Easter April fools birthday joke earnt me a crying with laughter emoji.

04-01-2018 , 03:37 PM

#9850

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

So, yeah, you could say things are going great for both of us.

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