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i saw a pretty lady today and i thought of dazzle i thought to myself, "hey, you know, she could be your girlfriend but only if you talk to her, don't be like dazzle and end up never talking to anyone just because there's no logical reason" but then she was gone. and then it REALLY made me think of dazzle.

You missed out on dating a pretty lady because you were too busy thinking about me. I'm so lucky.

03-30-2018 , 04:27 AM

#9802

forum ferret

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 420

I find that people in pickup trucks tend to drive slow as **** and I can't stand them because I hate going slow as ****

03-30-2018 , 06:34 AM

#9803

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I find everybody drives slow as ****, apart from a very small number of people, who drive like total maniacs!

03-30-2018 , 03:49 PM

#9804

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

03-30-2018 , 06:32 PM

#9805

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

03-30-2018 , 07:28 PM

#9806

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/stat...98304455143424

03-30-2018 , 07:40 PM

#9807

ScreaminAsian

For President

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03-30-2018 , 08:27 PM

#9808

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-30-2018 , 08:42 PM

#9809

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-30-2018 , 09:21 PM

#9810

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-30-2018 , 09:52 PM

#9811

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

SA is a national treasure, the rest of you are pretty great, hello, and... goodbye

over and out

i don't know who you are... but... you can post here.

03-30-2018 , 09:58 PM

#9812

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

going to a late breakfast, then on to the bar where we gunna go watch the footy!

03-30-2018 , 10:29 PM

#9813

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-30-2018 , 10:37 PM

#9814

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I can't lie, I have simultaneously watched the porno and twitch streams on rotation

03-31-2018 , 12:05 AM

#9815

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

I’m a virgin

03-31-2018 , 12:09 AM

#9816

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i knew it

03-31-2018 , 12:28 AM

#9817

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I find everybody drives slow as ****, apart from a very small number of people, who drive like total maniacs!

You've never made it off that island of yours I can see.

03-31-2018 , 12:29 AM

#9818

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

The Death of Stalin is a pretty good movie.

03-31-2018 , 01:50 AM

#9819

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

03-31-2018 , 02:51 AM

#9820

forum ferret

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 420

I don't get why they kept hanging around with Kramer. Obviously he's going to lead to all sorts of disasters happening in your life. What's the deal with that???

03-31-2018 , 12:23 PM

#9821

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

You've never made it off that island of yours I can see.

I'm guessing this is a joke, but I can't work out in what context it would make sense.

03-31-2018 , 01:45 PM

#9822

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

It's a sick burn, not a joke.

03-31-2018 , 01:53 PM

#9823

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ok, but the burn doesn't make sense. I'm all for sick burns, but they have to make sense!

03-31-2018 , 01:57 PM

#9824

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I mean, It's Luke level really.

03-31-2018 , 01:57 PM

#9825

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

That guy loves missing the context and posting something totally random.

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