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I am not a financial advisor but doesn't inflation half the purchasing power of $1 every 20 years o/s? So if you retire at 35 your 2m will buy you 1m worth of stuff at 55. Then 0.5m worth of stuff at 75. Just as a back of the envelope sketch.

And sure it's doable but idk if you can live like that Mr. Only Fly First Class.

03-07-2018 , 03:26 PM

#9127

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

You can **** around w the #'s but where would you get 5% next year, let alone the next 50.

Na, the safe play here is to invest in a medical marijuana dispensary and set yourself up as a LLC.

Free money from now until death.

03-07-2018 , 03:50 PM

#9128

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

I'm pretty sure investing your money and beating inflation isn't very hard.

Just invest 90% in apple stock

03-07-2018 , 04:57 PM

#9129

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Calm down, Mr.mmmKay. It's for your own good.

03-07-2018 , 05:51 PM

#9130

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I'm pretty sure investing your money and beating inflation isn't very hard.

Just invest 90% in apple stock

Yeah, but can you beat inflation and taxes? No. It's never been done.

03-07-2018 , 05:57 PM

#9131

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'll beat YOUR taxes...

03-07-2018 , 07:11 PM

#9132

ScreaminAsian

For President

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03-07-2018 , 07:45 PM

#9133

ScreaminAsian

For President

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03-07-2018 , 08:37 PM

#9134

ScreaminAsian

For President

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03-07-2018 , 09:01 PM

#9135

ScreaminAsian

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03-07-2018 , 09:10 PM

#9136

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Sessions gonna pull the plug on schedule I businesses.

03-07-2018 , 09:17 PM

#9137

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If you can live with your olds like Luke, $100 should do it.

the only olds here is you

03-07-2018 , 09:20 PM

#9138

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

i had too many dreams last night.

i had one about a party, where people were smkoing meth so it was time to go.

then i had one about zombies and it was just starting to kick off. i was with some people and then one of the people turned on our group and killl one.

in both i was trying to put my shoes back on. for reasons...

now i'm all tired n ****

03-07-2018 , 09:44 PM

#9139

ScreaminAsian

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bonniebruise

03-07-2018 , 09:44 PM

#9140

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Sessions gonna pull the plug on schedule I businesses.

If there was ever a dude who could benefit from a schedule one narcotic it's that little man.

03-07-2018 , 09:57 PM

#9141

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

hq with 10% battery here we goooooo

03-07-2018 , 10:18 PM

#9142

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

whats everyone up too?

tomorrow is my last day at work... good bye 29 bucks an hour... oh well

what should i do now with my new found riches?

03-07-2018 , 10:40 PM

#9143

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

smoke weed

03-07-2018 , 10:58 PM

#9144

ScreaminAsian

For President

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Spoiler:

03-08-2018 , 12:09 AM

#9145

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,876

Knock knock

03-08-2018 , 12:19 AM

#9146

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

smoke weed

maybe... but my dad text me an hour ago and told me to pick him up from the airport....

I ain't made doe... means he will pick me up after work tomorrow and we can go play some poker and the masso club. get me some dabs!