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Old 02-24-2018, 03:49 PM   #8801
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Old 02-24-2018, 05:10 PM   #8802
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Old 02-24-2018, 05:39 PM   #8803
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wow justj is living my best life
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Old 02-24-2018, 05:41 PM   #8804
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Old 02-24-2018, 06:30 PM   #8805
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honestly if i was luke i would just become a monk. rather than be homeless, move into one of these beautiful expensive tax free monasteries and just half ass it like everything else in your life because trust me they don't have any geniuses going into the monk business. and it's not like you'll have to stop banging broads or gambling, just go for it, what monk is even gonna catch you at a casino or meeting up with girls on craigslist? they're in church doing nerd stuff they'll believe you if you say you were volunteering or whatever. but yeah, that would be a pretty slick scam, i think.
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Old 02-24-2018, 06:32 PM   #8806
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and like, worst case scenario is they bust you totally red handed. ask for forgiveness! even if they treat you as if you were a pedophile it would just mean moving to a different city. nbd there are hookers and poker in every city

and if you hate it, just quit! do something else who gives a ****
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Old 02-24-2018, 09:40 PM   #8808
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I smoke sometimes cigars' cigarettes.
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Old 02-24-2018, 10:07 PM   #8809
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What happens when she says she just wants to watch?
that's a firm NO from me
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Old 02-24-2018, 10:09 PM   #8810
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honestly if i was luke i would just become a monk. rather than be homeless, move into one of these beautiful expensive tax free monasteries and just half ass it like everything else in your life because trust me they don't have any geniuses going into the monk business. and it's not like you'll have to stop banging broads or gambling, just go for it, what monk is even gonna catch you at a casino or meeting up with girls on craigslist? they're in church doing nerd stuff they'll believe you if you say you were volunteering or whatever. but yeah, that would be a pretty slick scam, i think.
are you high?
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i was when i wrote that and am again now yes
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Old 02-24-2018, 10:11 PM   #8812
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believe me, nobody smart enough to figure out your scam is going to be working in a monastery as a monk
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Old 02-24-2018, 10:36 PM   #8814
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Old 02-25-2018, 01:09 AM   #8815
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this is for yall hating on my youtube videos the other day!

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Old 02-25-2018, 03:57 AM   #8816
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honestly if i was luke i would just become a monk. rather than be homeless, move into one of these beautiful expensive tax free monasteries and just half ass it like everything else in your life because trust me they don't have any geniuses going into the monk business. and it's not like you'll have to stop banging broads or gambling, just go for it, what monk is even gonna catch you at a casino or meeting up with girls on craigslist? they're in church doing nerd stuff they'll believe you if you say you were volunteering or whatever. but yeah, that would be a pretty slick scam, i think.
One downfall with this plan is Luke would have to shave off his bogan mullet. He'd never do this.
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Old 02-25-2018, 04:39 AM   #8817
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One downfall with this plan is Luke would have to shave off his bogan mullet. He'd never do this.
it's like you don't even know me. when the **** would i ever have a mulet OR be bogan.

just cos i know how to speak bogan doesn't mean i am one
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Old 02-25-2018, 12:03 PM   #8818
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Old 02-25-2018, 12:03 PM   #8819
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Swedish women's curling team wins gold.
So much tension in that match.
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Old 02-25-2018, 12:11 PM   #8821
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Old 02-25-2018, 12:21 PM   #8822
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Damn. Just switched over to "El Rey" channel, and I'm only gonna get the last 45 minutes of 'Shaolin Handlock'.
Chinese revenge flick... awwwyisss.
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Old 02-25-2018, 07:13 PM   #8823
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US Officials Say Russia Hacked Pyeongchang Olympics, Tried to Pin It on North Korea. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw0dmE5jc
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Old 02-25-2018, 07:14 PM   #8824
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i wanna be jackie onassis
i wanna wear a pair of dark sunglasses
i wanna be jackie o o o o please don't die

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Old 02-25-2018, 07:18 PM   #8825
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I see a post like this, and I wonder what type of music it is, is it any good.
If it were aiott, I could guess the answer to both questions.
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The lesson I learned from clicking on that is treat SA youtubz as if they were posted by aiott.
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Treating them like aiott's posts would mean not clicking and simply assuming it was some atonal, denture-rattling, piece that was just too cutting edge for me to understand.
I'm okay with that.
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