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01-09-2018 , 10:49 PM

#7251

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I actually hate learning also. Maybe I can be president?

01-09-2018 , 10:53 PM

#7252

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I'm bringing my dog on a date tomorrow. I should have thought of this a long time ago.

01-09-2018 , 11:02 PM

#7253

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

It's time to eat a bowl of macaroni and cheese (totally adult meal) and go to bed. Bye

01-09-2018 , 11:02 PM

#7254

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

And it's Ms Oberbrunner, not Misses.

you give me the lol

01-10-2018 , 12:08 AM

#7255

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Never heard of her.

+1
Will Google search her now, tho.

01-10-2018 , 12:21 AM

#7256

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-10-2018 , 01:11 AM

#7257

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

It's all deranged. No control.

01-10-2018 , 01:15 AM

#7258

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

finished my day in KCK... this 92 year old guy

he drove me around the property on this 4-wheel thing.. so I didn't have to walk to the water meter to shutoff the water in order to do my repair. Then he gave me 2 dozen eggs from the chickens on his property and a 10$ tip.

He had recently been in court because he shot a neighbors dog that was eating his chickens. lol str8 ballin' at 92 Goat

01-10-2018 , 01:19 AM

#7259

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Sit tight in your corner. Don't tell God your plans. It's all deranged.

01-10-2018 , 02:37 AM

#7260

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

me as i’m falling asleep: million dollar idea: spaghetti machine. ****, that’s really good who doesn’t want a machine to make spaghetti for you? i gotta write this down. you know what, i better google this just in case someone thought of this and posted about it online already. <sees all the results for pasta makers> <gets legitimately mad at lost business opportunity>

01-10-2018 , 02:52 AM

#7261

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

sleepy timer, gnite

01-10-2018 , 02:55 AM

#7262

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

the shape of sleepy music, and suddenly your spaghetti's cooked.

oh :32

01-10-2018 , 04:12 AM

#7263

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Lakes?

This is a list of lakes of Minnesota. Although promoted as the "Land of 10,000 Lakes," Minnesota has 11,842 lakes of 10 acres or more. The 1968 state survey found 15,291 lake basins, of which 3,257 were dry. If all basins over 2.5 acres were counted, Minnesota would have 21,871 lakes.

01-10-2018 , 07:25 AM

#7264

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I'm bringing my dog on a date tomorrow. I should have thought of this a long time ago.

you date?! aren't you married with a fat kid named ty?

you greens look all the same to me

01-10-2018 , 07:30 AM

#7265

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I have the illness. Feeling like dog. Going to turn the heat up, kick back and watch movie.

01-10-2018 , 07:31 AM

#7266

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

hello how is everyone?

some things need to be said:

1) had my first piece of **** phone call today. she ****ed up and expected us to fix it. yeah nar

2) love the music in this thread it's so good.

3) there is the HELLA cute girl who just joined our team that sits across from me... god god man she has that innocent look... good god... if i didn't have any rules i would SO break rule one.

3.1) there is also a milf there that wore a dress with nice cleavage today. it's hard with so many distractions trying to work.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 01-10-2018 at 07:37 AM.

01-10-2018 , 09:14 AM

#7267

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

you date?! aren't you married with a fat kid named ty?

you greens look all the same to me

Pretty sure you have no room to call this kid fat.

01-10-2018 , 10:21 AM

#7268

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

nice bike

01-10-2018 , 11:53 AM

#7269

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

3) there is the HELLA cute girl who just joined our team that sits across from me... god god man she has that innocent look... good god... if i didn't have any rules i would SO break rule one.

Yeah. Are you talking about raping this poor girl? Because that's no bueno.

I mean, I might "stalk" people, but at least I'm not a creep about it! You're probably starring at her all day long, while she keeps her eyes down and pretends not to notice. Shame!

01-10-2018 , 12:53 PM

#7270

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Wat type of car is this

Rocket league 3
It's top secret.

01-10-2018 , 01:00 PM

#7271

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

And it's Ms Oberbrunner, not Misses.

VWP, sir.
Heh.
VWP.

01-10-2018 , 01:02 PM

#7272

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Somebody bring me soup. Man flu got me bad.

01-10-2018 , 01:16 PM

#7273

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Somebody bring me soup. Man flu got me bad.

Soup's on its way.
It's ramen noodles (may not be like standard soup)

01-10-2018 , 01:20 PM

#7274

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I don't know what that is.

01-10-2018 , 01:31 PM

#7275

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

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