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01-03-2018 , 09:17 PM

#7076

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

She accidentally received it or it was sent accidentally?

01-03-2018 , 09:19 PM

#7077

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

I'd be shocked if she were the type of asexual who wouldn't have sex with you. Please investigate further and report back in the interest of science. Pretty sure 20 is legal in Iowa.

01-03-2018 , 09:49 PM

#7078

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I think for the sake of this re-telling we'll go with...

It was "sent accidentally" to her phone.

01-03-2018 , 10:24 PM

#7079

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

happens all the time

01-03-2018 , 10:24 PM

#7080

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-03-2018 , 10:25 PM

#7081

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-03-2018 , 10:27 PM

#7082

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-03-2018 , 10:28 PM

#7083

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-03-2018 , 10:29 PM

#7084

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

luckily for me, none of those photos i accidentally just sent to you guys had my dick in them. but ultimately it's just a roll of the dice, because accidents happen.

01-03-2018 , 10:30 PM

#7085

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-03-2018 , 11:04 PM

#7086

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-04-2018 , 12:59 AM

#7087

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,890

That orange blossom video was nice.

lol go for the touchdown

01-04-2018 , 01:23 AM

#7088

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Criticize me all you want I don't give a ****. I just figured you'd be interested in making that kind of money instead of telling me to go kill myself.

And it wasn't PBS. Here's the link, but I doubt you'll look at it.

https://mavericktraveler.com/the-ove...ith-no-budget/

Oh and here are a bunch of entry level jobs that pay pretty well in Australia.

https://www.seek.com.au/entry-level-mining-jobs

You're probably too fat and lazy for them though.

Ok gonna go kill myself now like you suggested ciao.

Bro. I already have a job I like and work is picking up. So.

Also why you always mad?!

01-04-2018 , 01:24 AM

#7089

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

He's never going to get better on a leash sitting around in the apartment.

He lives in a house and he isn't my dog soooo

01-04-2018 , 01:25 AM

#7090

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

That's the kind of bathtub I want. An armada of small craft to tend it and ferry visitors about. Maybe a sub ( no, da33le, not that kind of sub).

I loled

01-04-2018 , 01:27 AM

#7091

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Waitress was overtly flirty at her work, I figured it was worth a shot. She texted me a few hours later enthusiastically and we texted for a couple of days, and she implied several times that she would like to meet up. Made plans for coffee and breakfast for a later in the week, then she moved it up to the following day. We both show up on time, and she starts chattering away.

Now, initially I thought she was around 25 given her tattoos, level of education, etc. WRONG. She's 20. Immediately I'm like oh **** what have I done? I don't dip below 22. Ever. So she's been chattering and chattering and chattering and drops a few comments about how she loves making innuendo because it's the opposite of who she is as a person and how she's asexual and doesn't find the need to date or get laid.

Thoroughly confusing series of events. I'm obviously out just based on age, but whatev.

No such thing as asexual... Either ya getting good dick or ya not

01-04-2018 , 01:28 AM

#7092

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Friend zone her for the designated driver possibility imo

This...

Also if she is 20 she Gunna have hot friends that are dtf not aaf

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 01-04-2018 at 01:30 AM. Reason: Asexual as ****

01-04-2018 , 04:17 AM

#7093

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

AFs new lady friend sounds perfect for me. Give her my number if you don't want to be friends with her.

01-04-2018 , 05:09 AM

#7094

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

He lives in a house and he isn't my dog soooo

So stop complaining about the dog if you're going to do **** all about the situation. I don't know your dad but based on your rants about him I bet you're exactly like him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

AFs new lady friend sounds perfect for me. Give her my number if you don't want to be friends with her.

1-900-MIXALOT?

01-04-2018 , 06:10 AM

#7095

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

So stop complaining about the dog if you're going to do **** all about the situation. I don't know your dad but based on your rants about him I bet you're exactly like him.

what, I buy something when you explicitly say not too more than once?

no.. .i'm not going to focus on a dog I didn't want. train it. do all the other **** these ****s are too lazy to do.

i don't even like it... i WOULDN'T have just gone to the pound and picked out the cutest one becuse i need something to love in my life and i'm too much of a **** to get a person.

01-04-2018 , 06:20 AM

#7096

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

allinontheturn my dad just came in my room to ask where my sister was. I told him i didn't know. as i did he went to the kitchen to get the sponge cloth we use to wipe pots and pans down and proceded to wipe my door with it because it was had " hand prints all over it"

he wiped both sides and left.

now my room smells funny... and I have to throw away the close because it doesn't just " wash out" as he claims...

YOU HAVE NO ****ING IDEA WHAT I DEAL WITH.

01-04-2018 , 06:39 AM

#7097

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

He puts a roof over your head, otherwise you'd be sleeping on the street. If he ****s up a $1 sponge, you should probably give him a pass.

01-04-2018 , 07:06 AM

#7098

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

01-04-2018 , 08:19 AM

#7099

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I'd be shocked if she were the type of asexual who wouldn't have sex with you. Please investigate further and report back in the interest of science. Pretty sure 20 is legal in Iowa.

All intercourse outside of marriage is illegal in Iowa

01-04-2018 , 08:50 AM

#7100

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

allinontheturn my dad just came in my room to ask where my sister was. I told him i didn't know. as i did he went to the kitchen to get the sponge cloth we use to wipe pots and pans down and proceded to wipe my door with it because it was had " hand prints all over it"

he wiped both sides and left.

now my room smells funny... and I have to throw away the close because it doesn't just " wash out" as he claims...

YOU HAVE NO ****ING IDEA WHAT I DEAL WITH.

Wash your hands ffs.

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