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01-03-2018 , 05:01 PM

#7051

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I'm just getting over one so it must have been me. Sorry

I’m disappointed in you Greg, I’d expect canucks to know better than to socialize while sick...

01-03-2018 , 05:01 PM

#7052

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-03-2018 , 05:05 PM

#7053

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

my answer: because i would punt that **** 70 meters into trafic and dust my hands together like it's been dealt with then walk in side.

real answer: he pulls like **** on the lead. we live on the main road so I can't really do any of this... running to speak of. also i hate the beach. also also i got so burnt by putting out the washing without a shirt on the other day my skin began to peal.

so yeah... it's pretty much **** going outside... but your comments are duly noted. since you are green i will update my Dosier and see what i can do

He's never going to get better on a leash sitting around in the apartment.

01-03-2018 , 05:15 PM

#7054

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I'm about to TR this in a separate post but it did NOT end up anywhere like I expected (and that's actually for the best).

Did I miss the TR post?

01-03-2018 , 05:23 PM

#7055

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-03-2018 , 05:25 PM

#7056

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-03-2018 , 05:28 PM

#7057

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

No he failed to deliver the promised pictures as well.

Also I’m at work, everyone gonna get sick.

01-03-2018 , 06:26 PM

#7058

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

That's the kind of bathtub I want. An armada of small craft to tend it and ferry visitors about. Maybe a sub ( no, da33le, not that kind of sub).

01-03-2018 , 06:30 PM

#7059

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Probably joking but this has always been such a bizarre "masculinity" take to me. I know a bunch of dudes my dad's age but even youngs who would be more or less helpless for feeding themselves if their wife ever left them. I've always thought it was pretty infantilizing to rely on a woman or take out to feed yourself.

Infantilizing?
Is that performed by a machine, or is it more organic, like fingernail growth?

01-03-2018 , 06:32 PM

#7060

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

You're going to be the easiest to kill when the revolution comes

Not just because he's a great lumbering oaf, either.

01-03-2018 , 06:35 PM

#7061

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

going on a date with a very cute server in a half hour. She was giving me the eye so I left my number, then she texted me. I didn't think this **** actually happened in real life.

First time for everything I guess.

It's probably the humpbacked busser or the dishwasher (the one the big ol' mole in the edge of her mustache.

01-03-2018 , 06:39 PM

#7062

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

my last date:
her- wanna come hang while i study?
me- sure, where?
her- some restaurant
me-ok (meets her there and she is totally studying)
after studying:
her- you want to come over for some hot tea and an orange?
me- um...ok, sure.
go over to her place:
her- come on in, what kind of tea would you like, and here is your orange.
me- ???

circa 5 yrs ago.

An orange, you say?
What kind of tart just busts out an orange on a first date?

01-03-2018 , 07:00 PM

#7063

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

Can I have a snack sized bag?

I’ll leave this here while I try to remember some. A coworker found this and posted it on our fb page.

Please clarify

I currently have about 100 different kinds of loose leaf tea.

Low T?

01-03-2018 , 07:19 PM

#7064

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Most people would think that, but then again most people have an IQ above 85.

Being that you couldn't ask yourself, how long did it take to find one of those?

Also, I worded that message deliberately and you criticized it exactly how I figured you would. That was incredibly validating. Thanks bruh happy new year

01-03-2018 , 07:47 PM

#7065

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

10k?

01-03-2018 , 07:55 PM

#7066

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Lakes?

01-03-2018 , 07:56 PM

#7067

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Not just because he's a great lumbering oaf, either.

Why u hate me?

01-03-2018 , 08:27 PM

#7068

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

OH **** i forgot waitress date TR

01-03-2018 , 08:39 PM

#7069

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Waitress was overtly flirty at her work, I figured it was worth a shot. She texted me a few hours later enthusiastically and we texted for a couple of days, and she implied several times that she would like to meet up. Made plans for coffee and breakfast for a later in the week, then she moved it up to the following day. We both show up on time, and she starts chattering away.

Now, initially I thought she was around 25 given her tattoos, level of education, etc. WRONG. She's 20. Immediately I'm like oh **** what have I done? I don't dip below 22. Ever. So she's been chattering and chattering and chattering and drops a few comments about how she loves making innuendo because it's the opposite of who she is as a person and how she's asexual and doesn't find the need to date or get laid.

Thoroughly confusing series of events. I'm obviously out just based on age, but whatev.

01-03-2018 , 08:44 PM

#7070

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

She sounds very asexual.

01-03-2018 , 08:49 PM

#7071

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I think she really wants to be friends though because she keeps texting me.

01-03-2018 , 08:58 PM

#7072

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Friend zone her for the designated driver possibility imo

01-03-2018 , 09:01 PM

#7073

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'll relapse if I have to listen to her talk for another three hours about Iowa though so good point.

01-03-2018 , 09:07 PM

#7074

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

AF how old are you? What was the naughtiest thing she said?

01-03-2018 , 09:11 PM

#7075

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

28, and honestly I couldn't tell you. She did try to tell a story about accidentally receiving a dick pic though.

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