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i've lost half my **** a bunch of times, but it was always in search for something greater, something that would change my future for the better, something that would keep me warm at night and put a smile on my face in my darkest days. money.

01-03-2018 , 12:23 AM

#7004

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

that aroused me

01-03-2018 , 12:27 AM

#7005

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

doggo >>>>> girls

01-03-2018 , 12:30 AM

#7006

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

AIOTT speaks volumes

01-03-2018 , 12:38 AM

#7007

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Pics of meat

Spoiler:

Can I have a snack sized bag?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

story time!

I’ll leave this here while I try to remember some. A coworker found this and posted it on our fb page.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I can guarantee you that one did (lol that story got really ****ed up and I'm not sure if I ever clarified it), can verify it would be impossible to have acquired it from the other two I slept with, and that the two I didn't sleep with would be most likely to also have it.

Please clarify

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

not this one. pretty sure actually certifiably insane. the hookup about a week prior kind of proved it. that and the tea and orange date.

I currently have about 100 different kinds of loose leaf tea.

01-03-2018 , 12:41 AM

#7008

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

that ****** stole my line

01-03-2018 , 12:43 AM

#7009

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

I currently have about 100 different kinds of loose leaf tea.

Top 3?

01-03-2018 , 12:48 AM

#7010

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

1st wife was kind of a financial drain. Not really anything to split in the end.

2nd wife is quite awesome tho & makes about the same as I do, so we cool.

JM3s rule of wives:
If you think marrying someone might be a bad idea & you're just hoping things get better, marrying them is in fact a terrible idea & you should run.

If it seems ldo obvious, you should probably do it.

01-03-2018 , 12:50 AM

#7011

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

Please clarify

The two I didn't sleep with were the "I hate doctors" types.

edit: Oh yeah, the impossible outlets: Protected sex for one, clean test results for the other

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 01-03-2018 at 12:56 AM.

01-03-2018 , 12:51 AM

#7012

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Doctors of Pharmacy?

01-03-2018 , 12:51 AM

#7013

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Now that I think about it, yes, I ****ing hope so.

01-03-2018 , 01:03 AM

#7014

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Top 3?

I start every morning with a bowl of ceremonial grade matcha. My most recent purchase was from amazon by a brand called Kenko. It’s very smooth and decently priced.

My favorite Teavana tea (RIP) is youthberry. A very fruity and refreshing flavored white tea

A new favorite of mine is this handmade TieGuanYin oolong tea that I got from TeaVivre

01-03-2018 , 01:06 AM

#7015

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

Im still waiting for that missing package from over a month ago. I ordered a 5 year mandarin puerh tea that I really want to try

01-03-2018 , 01:11 AM

#7016

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Now that it's a 5 year & 1 month tea, they'll probably charge you more.

01-03-2018 , 01:12 AM

#7017

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

did that moron ever figure out that he could just go back to that same hooters?

01-03-2018 , 01:24 AM

#7018

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,276

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I think the real question is whether or not you actually WANT to date, JM42.

Edit* added the 42

that might be the case tbh.

and it's james... or jmitch ffs!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

I currently have about 100 different kinds of loose leaf tea.

01-03-2018 , 01:24 AM

#7019

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

JAMES DON'T DATE IT'S NOT WORTH IT

01-03-2018 , 01:27 AM

#7020

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,276

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

JAMES DON'T DATE IT'S NOT WORTH IT

i know. that is why, even though i ***** about it here, i gave up a long time ago. appreciate the support though.

01-03-2018 , 01:44 AM

#7021

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

vyawesome

01-03-2018 , 01:57 AM

#7022

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You're welcome.

I do what I can.

01-03-2018 , 03:20 AM

#7023

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

I don't know what to make of this.

01-03-2018 , 03:21 AM

#7024

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Is that his email address at the top? I would really like to know how it worked out for him.

01-03-2018 , 04:11 AM

#7025

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

doggo >>>>> girls

you obviously haven't met my dog

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