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Jelly,

It sounds like you have a "mean girls" - passive aggressive situation on your hands. I'd recommend sleeping with the boyfriend to get back at her but not everyone is as willing to use their body/sex as a vehicle for spite as I am so ymmv.

12-29-2017 , 12:39 PM

#6779

ScreaminAsian

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lol mean girls was so fun. jelly just think about your life like a hilarious movie

12-29-2017 , 01:10 PM

#6780

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I got a peppermint mocha, I'll double check to see if I've grown a pussy in the bathroom in a bit.

Trying to find a use for shelf dildo. Smart.

12-29-2017 , 01:12 PM

#6781

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

It's a good song Schlitzzzy. I've been digging on Boy Harsher a lot lately. It ... uh - is probably not sympatico with the sensibilities of omg.

12-29-2017 , 02:15 PM

#6782

Schlitz mmmm

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Boy Harsher. we're talking danger

Love the name. Reads well. cool video and cool track... couldn't make out hardly one lyric though

12-29-2017 , 02:56 PM

#6783

gregorio

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Happy Anniversary AIOTT!!!

12-29-2017 , 05:06 PM

#6784

ScreaminAsian

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12-29-2017 , 05:19 PM

#6785

AlwaysFolding

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I ate some yogurt.

12-29-2017 , 05:25 PM

#6786

ScreaminAsian

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12-29-2017 , 08:34 PM

#6787

Jellyfishcake

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I got a peppermint mocha, I'll double check to see if I've grown a pussy in the bathroom in a bit.

Have you ever had chocolate peppermint tea? It’s delicious and maybe calorie free

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I’d rather sleep with someone rich who can pay my rent

12-29-2017 , 09:19 PM

#6788

AlwaysFolding

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JFC just coming up with the reasonable options

12-29-2017 , 09:21 PM

#6789

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

I’d rather sleep with someone rich who can pay my rent

Shouldn't have stood wisski up.

12-29-2017 , 09:23 PM

#6790

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Shouldn't have stood wisski up.

ITT JM3 makes sense

12-29-2017 , 11:09 PM

#6791

ScreaminAsian

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archangel george michael

12-29-2017 , 11:46 PM

#6792

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

So it's official. Luke is a hypocrite.

wat

12-29-2017 , 11:53 PM

#6793

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

jKt2k,

You can come over to my NYE party if you don't want to hang with those losers. Don't bring Luke tho

well I never!

I'll have my own party with hookers...and blackjack!

12-29-2017 , 11:58 PM

#6794

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I got a peppermint mocha, I'll double check to see if I've grown a pussy in the bathroom in a bit.

oh you don't have a pussy...

sorry i was under the impression you had one all the time

12-30-2017 , 12:02 AM

#6795

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

i'd suggest noping out of the whole situation.

OR if you are taking the passive-aggressive route. i would get drunk ( or pretend to be) and just tell them how you feel, then in the morning denied to did it

12-30-2017 , 03:09 AM

#6796

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

well I never!

I'll have my own party with hookers...and blackjack!

yes.

12-30-2017 , 04:06 AM

#6797

LuckyLuke01

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welp... it's offical. i just broke up with my sub...

i feel bad, but it had to happen. i'm starting the "new year new me" off to a good start.

she was a good sub, just had WAY too many problems. i need someone who isn't going to go crazy on me... you know what i mean

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 12-30-2017 at 04:14 AM.

12-30-2017 , 04:47 AM

#6798

LuckyLuke01

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Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 12-30-2017 at 04:48 AM. Reason: OMFG IT'S HAPPENING!

12-30-2017 , 05:57 AM

#6799

JustJ46671

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Please, Mr., please, don't play B-17
It was our song, it was his song, but it's over
Please, Mr., please, if you know what I mean
I don't ever wanna hear that song again