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Old 10-12-2017, 11:03 AM   #2501
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My favorite thing from today was a group of girls crying because their school was going to be renamed the Legacy of Educational Excellence (LEE) instead of Robert E Lee High.
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my favorite thing from today was this lil dog at a job I did... I have to return tomorrow to tend to one last detail. I'll take a photo!

she loves me, the little dog. she's a lovey dove dove
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2nd favorite thing today, my boss called me in the middle of the day to give me an atta boyee Goat
My favourite thing from yesterday was that someone actually told me this joke.

"Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps."

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Old 10-12-2017, 11:06 AM   #2502
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so i'm incrage of the music for tomorrows trip. I have a pretty kick ass computer. very powerful.

i bought some writeable cds so i could burn some tunes...

can't get it to work AT ALL. downloaded like 10 software packages to do it and they all failed. now i'm taking a ****ty phone and loading that up ffs
People still use cds?
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:08 AM   #2503
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CDs, the economic tool used to conserve and cultivate your portfolio?
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Old 10-12-2017, 12:25 PM   #2504
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People still use cds?


Cross dressers prefer to be used, or so I've heard.
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Old 10-12-2017, 01:10 PM   #2505
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Old 10-12-2017, 01:12 PM   #2506
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which mnemonic did you use SA?
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Old 10-12-2017, 01:17 PM   #2507
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if being a hanson fan keeps you out of my country... then.. why not...
Pauline loves me. I'm a white Australian male aged between 35-70. I also pay a bunch of tax moneys. She wants me there.

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also i am not a trump supporter. can i be an anti Hilary WITHOUT being a trump supporter?
That's fine. For some reason I thought you had your lips on Trump's knob.
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:09 PM   #2508
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Hi. I have nothing interesting to say. You guys doing ok? Good. See you tomorrow.
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Old 10-12-2017, 06:12 PM   #2509
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which mnemonic did you use SA?
probably yours. thank you for contributing it's extremely important for national security


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Old 10-12-2017, 07:13 PM   #2510
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CDs are the most secure way of transporting music. Get on the cloud for what? To be raped by hackers everytime I want to jam? **** that.
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:18 PM   #2511
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I bet the homeless folks try to buy your disc man all the time while your riding the bus listening to CD's
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:26 PM   #2512
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spotify app lets you download songs to your phone
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Old 10-12-2017, 09:57 PM   #2513
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Thursday night games are trash, they need to stick to Sunday's.
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:42 PM   #2514
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All the prime time games are garbage
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:22 PM   #2515
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Beisbol >>>
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:54 PM   #2516
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All baseball games are garbage.
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Old 10-13-2017, 01:08 AM   #2517
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Hi. I have nothing interesting to say. You guys doing ok? Good. See you tomorrow.
loool Goat
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Old 10-13-2017, 08:40 AM   #2518
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Great. My brakes have gone all funny. First they started to seize while I was driving. Now they have released, but hardly work.
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:25 AM   #2519
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Did you try hitting it?
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:25 AM   #2520
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Tomato on alternator?
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:27 AM   #2521
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Meh, they're working again now, so I'll just pretend nothing happened and see if it happens again.
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:28 AM   #2522
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Them's the brakes.

If your brakes aren't broken...

BrakeitupBrakeitupBrakeitup.
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:55 AM   #2523
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Brakes aren't that important.

Trump doesn't have one on his mouth and he's the president.
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Old 10-13-2017, 10:02 AM   #2524
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Right, he ran it all the way to the top.
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Old 10-13-2017, 10:56 AM   #2525
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