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09-15-2017 , 11:47 PM
09-15-2017 , 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass
hi hi hi
Hey babe
09-15-2017 , 11:59 PM
You watched black mirror on Netflix
09-16-2017 , 12:00 AM
You watched black mirror on Netflix ?
09-16-2017 , 12:03 AM
You watched black mirror on Netflix ? ?
09-16-2017 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
I don't speak 20yearold. My 20yearold is almost 40 years old.

Let's get AIOTT to do it! He's a real nice guy. He could answer all her questions about the economy and rare electronica.

Hey! Aiott! Pick up the phone! It's a girl.
I talked to a 20(ish) year old today. Several in fact!

09-16-2017 , 12:11 AM
Black mirror on Netflix watched you?
09-16-2017 , 12:19 AM
Bus stop was hoppin' this morning:

Spoiler:
09-16-2017 , 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by LonelyBox
Hey babe

hey sexy xo
09-16-2017 , 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
I don't speak 20yearold. My 20yearold is almost 40 years old.

Let's get AIOTT to do it! He's a real nice guy. He could answer all her questions about the economy and rare electronica.

Hey! Aiott! Pick up the phone! It's a girl.
I don't speak 20-year-old or black either, my buddy and I are both 34 and he keeps going progressively younger. his previous girlfriend was a 25-year-old Asian girl so I can only assume the next will be at 18-year-old Latino.

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Or, you could sub it out to a couple of vatos...easy peasy.
Well yes they do exist in a big city Minnesota.
09-16-2017 , 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass
pm sent
Confirmed, but not porn. Screaming Asian wins this round.
09-16-2017 , 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
Confirmed, but not porn. Screaming Asian wins this round.
Pm sent
09-16-2017 , 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by LonelyBox
Pm sent
Confirmed, my pm box is active tonight.

I gotta say that screaming Asian still wins with a live cam feed of a foxtail dildo in a girls ass.

Lonelybox... you are into some weird ****. Typically speaking if somebody sent me a porn link on xvideos with a hot Asian girl I am all about that, but that is some weird ****. I can't fap to that.
09-16-2017 , 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
She is a 22 year old black girl, anyone want to talk to her?
Tell her to post in this thread.

You can even let her know that we're familiar with Cardi B.
09-16-2017 , 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
Confirmed, my pm box is active tonight.

I gotta say that screaming Asian still wins with a live cam feed of a foxtail dildo in a girls ass.

Lonelybox... you are into some weird ****. Typically speaking if somebody sent me a porn link on xvideos with a hot Asian girl I am all about that, but that is some weird ****. I can't fap to that.
Isn't it the most beautiful laughing you ever heard of your life? She definitely turn me on
09-16-2017 , 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
Confirmed, but not porn. Screaming Asian wins this round.

damnit
09-16-2017 , 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Tell her to post in this thread.

You can even let her know that we're familiar with Cardi B.
I don't know what cardi b is, nor would I like to continue having conversations with her but for the good of the forum I will send her this way.

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox
Isn't it the most beautiful laughing you ever heard of your life? She definitely turn me on

No, JUST NO. You are a weird dude with weird fetishes.

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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass
damnit
Try harder next time.
09-16-2017 , 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Tonight for fun I made a large batch of granola
Better than LB's batch of gonorrhea.
09-16-2017 , 02:58 AM
I
Shocked
GW
FeelsGoodMan
09-16-2017 , 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
Voyeurs dream.
09-16-2017 , 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
I don't speak 20-year-old or black either, my buddy and I are both 34 and he keeps going progressively younger. his previous girlfriend was a 25-year-old Asian girl so I can only assume the next will be at 18-year-old Latino.
And the one after that?
09-16-2017 , 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Voyeurs dream.
So scary, there's no way to hide from monsters
09-16-2017 , 03:35 AM
nowhere for the monsters to hide
09-16-2017 , 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
Can I put a petition in for luckyluke to be trained on multiquoting?
if the mods of omg can't make me... then you have no chance.

I only do it because when I wake up in the morning there is a page of omg. if there was less I would.
09-16-2017 , 05:13 AM
so i met that girl i went for a coffee for.

protip: never go on a date with a lib arts student.

been chasing the 18-22 market for so long I don't even know what 30 somethings do anymore. and I'm almost 30. eh. not my type and i don't think she looking to smash so **** it.

rather just have my sub to be honest

      
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