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02-18-2018 , 09:59 PM

#8526

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

**** this is gonna be a really big hq the counter hasn't even started and there's over 1m in the lobby

02-18-2018 , 10:09 PM

#8527

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

fu jamiroquai

02-18-2018 , 10:18 PM

#8528

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

just got banned from wow for 6 months...

so whats this HQ and how do i get on it?

02-18-2018 , 10:49 PM

#8529

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

I’m having a hair crisis! I just dyed and washed my hair and my flat iron won’t turn on!

02-18-2018 , 11:22 PM

#8530

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

I’m having a hair crisis! I just dyed and washed my hair and my flat iron won’t turn on!

have you tired hitting it?

02-18-2018 , 11:57 PM

#8531

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

have you tired hitting it?

Of course. That’s how I try to fix everything

02-19-2018 , 12:20 AM

#8532

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

Of course. That’s how I try to fix everything

Intent your hair not the iron

02-19-2018 , 12:24 AM

#8533

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Cute girl sitting across from me while I eat lunch in the foot court.

Dabs what's my play?!

02-19-2018 , 01:08 AM

#8534

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

stay quiet and remain unseen

02-19-2018 , 01:12 AM

#8535

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

02-19-2018 , 01:36 AM

#8536

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

stay quiet and remain unseen

i said DABS!

but i didn't talk to her... too busy eating lunch / not in the mood.

02-19-2018 , 01:36 AM

#8537

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i think since SA is pushing it like capone pushed drugs... maybe you should put his name?

Alcohol is a drug, go on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

capone didn't push drugs you dummy, that's AF

I am going to be a much better and healthier pusher of the drugs so I will accept your kind words.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

AF takes money from the big opioid

STOP TELLING PEOPLE MY SECRETS

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

hnnggghhhhh

02-19-2018 , 01:42 AM

#8538

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i said DABS!

but i didn't talk to her... too busy eating lunch / not in the mood.

with any luck she'll never become aware of your existence

02-19-2018 , 02:03 AM

#8539

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

with any luck she'll never become aware of your existence

that's the spirit man!

02-19-2018 , 02:09 AM

#8540

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

perth irl:

02-19-2018 , 05:01 AM

#8541

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

perth irl:

more like

02-19-2018 , 09:27 AM

#8542

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Damnit I want to retire... but I think I might get bored. It’s problem.

02-19-2018 , 09:34 AM

#8543

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

AF takes money from the big opioid

If you own a gun, and you're not a pharma, you're a somethingsomething.

02-19-2018 , 09:36 AM

#8544

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

I’m having a hair crisis! I just dyed and washed my hair and my flat iron won’t turn on!

That would be a flat iron crisis, imo.

02-19-2018 , 09:48 AM

#8545

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Damnit I want to retire... but I think I might get bored. It’s problem.

I recommend a narcotics regimen. Something long acting and something short or fast acting, like Methadone and morphine.

02-19-2018 , 09:51 AM

#8546

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Wisski - I just watched a show called "Atomic Homefront". It's taking place in St.Louis county. How close are you to that?
Those folks are screwed with a capital 'F'.

02-19-2018 , 09:58 AM

#8547

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

fu jamiroquai

Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot through, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!

02-19-2018 , 10:37 AM

#8548

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Wisski - I just watched a show called "Atomic Homefront". It's taking place in St.Louis county. How close are you to that?
Those folks are screwed with a capital 'F'.

It’s on the other side of misery... like 4 hrs away by Tesla. Did the big bad nuclear waste take their drinking water?