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12-16-2017 , 09:29 PM

#6351

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

reported

12-16-2017 , 09:40 PM

#6352

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Gravity÷old people reversing skills

12-16-2017 , 09:43 PM

#6353

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Come on feel the noise

Girls grab the boys?

12-16-2017 , 10:07 PM

#6354

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

reported

strong work, time to hit the showers

12-16-2017 , 10:09 PM

#6355

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Presenting our papers at the guardhouse, just outside the main gate, we noticed one of the monitors displaying several bodies--crouched and crumpled--against a bullet-speckled wall.
"Are you expected?". A voice from inside the guardhouse. The goon who'd taken our papers was giving them a close examination, and he was blocking the sightlines to the area where the voice originated.
"We we're invited", I said, in my best 'we don't see your dead bodies' voice.
The goon, finished with his inspection, collated our papers into his left hand.

12-16-2017 , 10:18 PM

#6356

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I don't know, but it doesn't feel like Alzheimer's.

12-16-2017 , 11:00 PM

#6357

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

He got lucky, that’s it

So what? A million dollars is a million dollars.

12-16-2017 , 11:01 PM

#6358

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I can always find my car keys, but sometimes I can't remember what they are used for.

I might have alzheimers.

12-16-2017 , 11:08 PM

#6359

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

actually now that I remember I sold my car

12-17-2017 , 12:01 AM

#6360

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

My girlfriend said she slept with 5 people before we met.

Spoiler:

12-17-2017 , 01:04 AM

#6361

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

I could do without this Lady Gaga concert.

12-17-2017 , 02:07 AM

#6362

Loki

binary duo

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 12,772

Rejected Boy Meets World character:

Tapanga’s ugly sister, Poopanga

12-17-2017 , 06:08 AM

#6363

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

i set a new record... i have a thread with 200+ views and not a single post!

12-17-2017 , 07:17 AM

#6364

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

that new Eminem record revival... it's not good!

12-17-2017 , 01:19 PM

#6365

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hey gang, did I spot illovedonks before?

12-17-2017 , 01:21 PM

#6366

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm currently growing a "beard". Not because I really want one, but because I've ran out of shaving foam and it's too long to cut without. Probably looks like a mess, because I have the hair growing skills of a teenager.

12-17-2017 , 01:49 PM

#6367

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Neck beard da33le...

12-17-2017 , 02:01 PM

#6368

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

kristy is probably dead too, the last we heard from her she was like an hour away from getting murdered

naw. she posted on fb a couple of days ago.

12-17-2017 , 02:09 PM

#6369

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Neck beard da33le...

I never really got what that means. Don't all beards grow on the neck..?

12-17-2017 , 02:47 PM

#6370

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Hey gang, did I spot illovedonks before?

You mean the guy who bumped your blog?

12-17-2017 , 03:04 PM

#6371

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Hey gang, did I spot illovedonks before?

I think I saw him around last night but I was pretty drunk so can't really remember.

12-17-2017 , 03:15 PM

#6372

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

I like to grow mine out once or twice a year because shaving is so f annoying, but it makes me look 10 years older so it never lasts that long.

Greg, I still like to lurk atf, isn't there anything you can do about plaaynde? Contain to lc thread?

12-17-2017 , 03:23 PM

#6373

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

I stopped doing anything there once it was overrun by politards. I just have him on ignore and won't open any thread in which he was the last poster.

12-17-2017 , 03:33 PM

#6374

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I look too young, so I'm not worried about that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

You mean the guy who bumped your blog?

I did not notice.

12-17-2017 , 03:41 PM

#6375

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I stopped doing anything there once it was overrun by politards. I just have him on ignore and won't open any thread in which he was the last poster.

Fair enough, yeah I should probably just stick him on ignore

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