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12-14-2017 , 12:48 PM

#6251

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Woman asks you to marry her & you reluctantly accept? Sounds pretty beta...

NTTAWWT.

12-14-2017 , 12:57 PM

#6252

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I made it blatantly clear all along marriage is not something I would be willing to do.

I didn't reluctantly accept, I said no.

12-14-2017 , 01:07 PM

#6253

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I think marriage is pointless, but I'd give in pretty much straight away.

12-14-2017 , 01:08 PM

#6254

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

In the hypothetical universe where I might actually date somebody*

12-14-2017 , 01:35 PM

#6255

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

I’m hoping to find someone and get married in the next 2 years. Otherwise I’m going to give up on the idea of having children.

12-14-2017 , 01:46 PM

#6256

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I made it blatantly clear all along marriage is not something I would be willing to do.

I didn't reluctantly accept, I said no.

So, you're agreeing that it would have been very beta to say yes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

I’m hoping to find someone and get married in the next 2 years. Otherwise I’m going to give up on the idea of having children.

Having kids when you're old is exhausting.

12-14-2017 , 02:06 PM

#6257

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Yes. But now I need to figure out how to get her what she wants... maybe jellyfishcakke will marry her and they can have babies together?

12-14-2017 , 02:12 PM

#6258

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

She confronted me about marriage... how beta is it to give in after 10 yrs of holding out?

gotta die alone bro, keep that dream alive. at this point you’re solo burial plot committed

12-14-2017 , 02:13 PM

#6259

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Yes. But now I need to figure out how to get her what she wants... maybe jellyfishcakke will marry her and they can have babies together?

But then, what the hell do they need you for?

12-14-2017 , 02:21 PM

#6260

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

But then, what the hell do they need you for?

Money

12-14-2017 , 02:59 PM

#6261

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

Money

So you're saying there's a chance.

12-14-2017 , 03:27 PM

#6262

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Damn, wisski is in the making of having two women!

12-14-2017 , 03:29 PM

#6263

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I'm down to 97 problems

12-14-2017 , 03:34 PM

#6264

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Or are you up to 101..

12-14-2017 , 04:15 PM

#6265

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I'm up to no good

12-14-2017 , 04:18 PM

#6266

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

12-14-2017 , 05:07 PM

#6267

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

malice
malice
malice
malice
malice
malice

12-14-2017 , 08:34 PM

#6268

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

She confronted me about marriage... how beta is it to give in after 10 yrs of holding out?

on a scale of one to lbox... it's pretty lbox.

12-14-2017 , 08:35 PM

#6269

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

I’m hoping to find someone and get married in the next 2 years. Otherwise I’m going to give up on the idea of having children.

there are otherways of having kids

12-14-2017 , 08:38 PM

#6270

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

they got rid of the net neutrality laws... and now I'm upset.

also in other news.. i have a office xmass party today... it's just for my section cos it's going to be boring...

also while on tinder last night I found one of the girls I work with... which led me to her Instagram account... where she is laying down but naked...

fun fun!

12-14-2017 , 08:41 PM

#6271

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Figures that Awe-zies would follow USA#1 laws.

12-14-2017 , 08:41 PM

#6272

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

trump got rid of the net neutrality laws... and now I'm upset.

fyp

12-14-2017 , 08:51 PM

#6273

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

12-14-2017 , 09:09 PM

#6274

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

good lord

12-14-2017 , 09:23 PM

#6275

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Seems reasonable, I mean people dieing at sea aren't welcome why would they let someone in a sled be different. F that fatty imo

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