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My favorite thing from today was a group of girls crying because their school was going to be renamed the Legacy of Educational Excellence (LEE) instead of Robert E Lee High.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

my favorite thing from today was this lil dog at a job I did... I have to return tomorrow to tend to one last detail. I'll take a photo!

she loves me, the little dog. she's a lovey dove dove

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

2nd favorite thing today, my boss called me in the middle of the day to give me an atta boyee Goat

My favourite thing from yesterday was that someone actually told me this joke.

"Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps."

10-12-2017 , 11:06 AM

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Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

so i'm incrage of the music for tomorrows trip. I have a pretty kick ass computer. very powerful.

i bought some writeable cds so i could burn some tunes...

can't get it to work AT ALL. downloaded like 10 software packages to do it and they all failed. now i'm taking a ****ty phone and loading that up ffs

People still use cds?

10-12-2017 , 11:08 AM

#2503

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

CDs, the economic tool used to conserve and cultivate your portfolio?

10-12-2017 , 12:25 PM

#2504

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

People still use cds?

Cross dressers prefer to be used, or so I've heard.

10-12-2017 , 01:10 PM

#2505

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

fucitupfucitupfucitup

10-12-2017 , 01:12 PM

#2506

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

which mnemonic did you use SA?

10-12-2017 , 01:17 PM

#2507

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

if being a hanson fan keeps you out of my country... then.. why not...

Pauline loves me. I'm a white Australian male aged between 35-70. I also pay a bunch of tax moneys. She wants me there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

also i am not a trump supporter. can i be an anti Hilary WITHOUT being a trump supporter?

That's fine. For some reason I thought you had your lips on Trump's knob.

10-12-2017 , 05:09 PM

#2508

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hi. I have nothing interesting to say. You guys doing ok? Good. See you tomorrow.

10-12-2017 , 06:12 PM

#2509

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

which mnemonic did you use SA?

probably yours. thank you for contributing it's extremely important for national security

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10-12-2017 , 07:13 PM

#2510

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

CDs are the most secure way of transporting music. Get on the cloud for what? To be raped by hackers everytime I want to jam? **** that.

10-12-2017 , 07:18 PM

#2511

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I bet the homeless folks try to buy your disc man all the time while your riding the bus listening to CD's

10-12-2017 , 07:26 PM

#2512

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

spotify app lets you download songs to your phone

10-12-2017 , 09:57 PM

#2513

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Thursday night games are trash, they need to stick to Sunday's.

10-12-2017 , 10:42 PM

#2514

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

All the prime time games are garbage

10-12-2017 , 11:22 PM

#2515

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Beisbol >>>

10-12-2017 , 11:54 PM

#2516

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

All baseball games are garbage.

10-13-2017 , 01:08 AM

#2517

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,746

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Hi. I have nothing interesting to say. You guys doing ok? Good. See you tomorrow.

loool Goat

10-13-2017 , 08:40 AM

#2518

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Great. My brakes have gone all funny. First they started to seize while I was driving. Now they have released, but hardly work.

10-13-2017 , 09:25 AM

#2519

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Did you try hitting it?

10-13-2017 , 09:25 AM

#2520

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Tomato on alternator?

10-13-2017 , 09:27 AM

#2521

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Meh, they're working again now, so I'll just pretend nothing happened and see if it happens again.

10-13-2017 , 09:28 AM

#2522

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Them's the brakes.

If your brakes aren't broken...

BrakeitupBrakeitupBrakeitup.

10-13-2017 , 09:55 AM

#2523

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Brakes aren't that important.

Trump doesn't have one on his mouth and he's the president.

10-13-2017 , 10:02 AM

#2524

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Right, he ran it all the way to the top.

10-13-2017 , 10:56 AM

#2525

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

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