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Old 05-26-2017, 06:04 PM   #126
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:08 PM   #127
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Greg, didn't want to junk up MLYLT's log, but you are so right about soda.

Every morbidly obese person I know drinks regular pop. "Diet doesn't taste the same" is the craziest excuse ever...neither do fries:salad, but as far as diet changes go, diet pop has got to be the easiest.
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:12 PM   #128
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:13 PM   #129
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Every morbidly obese person I know drinks regular pop. "Diet doesn't taste the same" is the craziest excuse ever...neither do fries:salad, but as far as diet changes go, diet pop has got to be the easiest.
I find it interesting you say that, because in my experience the opposite is true. I admit I don't know many obese people, but the ones I do know all drink diet.
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:15 PM   #130
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Also, if I was obese, I'd rather stay obese than drink diet. Fk me that stuff is gross.
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:18 PM   #131
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Also, if I was obese, I'd rather stay obese than drink diet. Fk me that stuff is gross.
Ygos?

Regular is gross. It makes my teeth feel coated in sugar.

At least diet doesn't require brushing between drinks.
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...but neither are especially good.
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:28 PM   #133
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Greg, didn't want to junk up MLYLT's log, but you are so right about soda.

Every morbidly obese person I know drinks regular pop. "Diet doesn't taste the same" is the craziest excuse ever...neither do fries:salad, but as far as diet changes go, diet pop has got to be the easiest.
That was a real eye-opener for her and when she switched to diet, it made a big difference. I mean, she was drinking 48oz of coke a day which is 50lbs of calories a year.
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:30 PM   #134
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Again, I find the opposite to be true. Diet leaves a strange taste in my mouth and my teeth feel coated in some bizarre nonsugar.
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:34 PM   #135
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:35 PM   #136
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:36 PM   #137
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Again, I find the opposite to be true. Diet leaves a strange taste in my mouth and my teeth feel coated in some bizarre nonsugar.


Sugar alcohols. Same sweet taste but your body can't break it down.
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:48 PM   #138
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Old 05-26-2017, 07:24 PM   #139
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that one's not for you i don't have one for you


I realized I forgot to get on my LL10 gimmick.
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Old 05-26-2017, 07:31 PM   #140
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grego, wouldn't it be fun to play like this?
meh, I could play like that 25 years ago. I wish I coulda played like this

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Old 05-26-2017, 07:39 PM   #141
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insight
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Old 05-26-2017, 07:41 PM   #142
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Old 05-26-2017, 07:48 PM   #143
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I realized I forgot to get on my LL10 gimmick.
I have a dream where for 1 day we ALL post in LL gimmicks.
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Old 05-26-2017, 07:53 PM   #144
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lol that would be so good
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Old 05-26-2017, 07:59 PM   #145
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I thought we were all Mayo gimmicks
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:20 PM   #146
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I thought we were all Mayo gimmicks
I can only speak for myself and gregarito, but I'm def a mayo gimmick
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:23 PM   #147
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Again, I find the opposite to be true. Diet leaves a strange taste in my mouth and my teeth feel coated in some bizarre nonsugar.
Plus, it putrefies your liver and turns your sperm into tiny crystalline darts of death
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:26 PM   #148
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meh, I could play like that 25 years ago. I wish I coulda played like this

But, can you dance to it?
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:29 PM   #149
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