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Today is national donut day? I didn't even know when I walked to the donut store. Bitched out and went to Dunkin Donuts instead of the slightly further away Glazed & Infused. Terrible mistake. These donuts are rubbish.

I love donuts. I'm a big donut fan. I went to a donut shop while in Vegas. I probably went everyday. We don't have donut shops here. Very sad for us. That also means we don't have anywhere near as much variety. I should maybe open up a donut shop franchise here. Not sure people love donuts as much as me though.

06-02-2017 , 10:10 AM

#1002

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

wat

I forgot to update your dossier...you were considering a move to Austin, right?

Mayor is being a bauce.

PJ Harvey sounds like 1994 nttawwt, but also nttaRwt either.

06-02-2017 , 10:10 AM

#1003

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

It's Inigo Montoya, right?

Oui.
Prepare to die.

06-02-2017 , 10:10 AM

#1004

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Dear Mr. Lonelybox,
I am writing to alert you that your email account has been hacked by an unfortunate and unusually hostile individual. Please remedy your account’s security right away, lest this person’s uninformed and sexist rantings give you a bad name. After all, we men have to look out for each other!
Can you imagine if someone thought that you didn’t know women could serve in our combat units now without exclusion? What if someone thought you didn’t know that women invented medical syringes, life rafts, fire escapes, central and solar heating, a war-time communications system for radio-controlling torpedoes that laid the technological foundations for everything from Wi-Fi to GPS, and beer? And I hesitate to imagine how embarrassed you’d be if someone thought you were upset that a private business was realizing a business opportunity by reserving one screening this weekend for women to see a superhero movie.
You and I are serious men of substance with little time for the delicate sensitivities displayed by the pitiful creature who maligned your good name and sterling character by writing that abysmal email. I trust the news that your email account has been hacked does not cause you undue alarm and wish you well in securing your account. And in the future, should your travels take you to Austin, please know that everyone is welcome here, even people like those who wrote that email whose views are an embarrassment to modernity, decency, and common sense.
Yours sincerely,
Kristy

Cc:AIOTT
Re: Austin

Just me and my ��daddy��, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout �� He asked if I was down ⬇ for something yummy �� and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ��cummies!�� Yeah! Yeah!�� I drink them!�� I slurp them! ��I swallow them whole��It makes daddy��happy�� so it's my only goal... ��Harder daddy! Harder daddy! �� 1 cummy��, 2 cummy��, 3 cummy��, 4�� I'm�� daddy's�� princess�� but I'm also a whore! �� He makes me feel squishy!��He makes me feel good!❤��He makes me feel everything a little should!��~ ��Wa-What!��

Last edited by LonelyBox; 06-02-2017 at 10:11 AM. Reason: Hi Luke

06-02-2017 , 10:11 AM

#1005

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Congratulation, its me

06-02-2017 , 10:32 AM

#1006

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

You gotta go to KK when the "fresh" light is on, get the glazed doughnuts when they are hot/warm.
Wisski could explain sublimation, but the experience is indescribable.

Glazed and confused is clever, but can they make doughnuts?

We have a "Dutch Monkey" doughnut shop. Moarlike extravagant little cakes ($5-9 each for top shelf). Delicious.

06-02-2017 , 10:47 AM

#1007

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

Have you heard her new album? It's really good!

I'ven't. They're making too much music these days. They should make half as much as they do.

*shakes fist at cloud*

Quote:

Last edited by AllCowsEatGrass; Today at 08:59 AM. Reason: am bed

It's day time. I hope this post has been helpful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'll seed you some capital.

Strike that. Wisski will seed you some capital. I'll buy 1/100% of the equity tho

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I forgot to update your dossier...you were considering a move to Austin, right?

Mayor is being a bauce.

PJ Harvey sounds like 1994 nttawwt, but also nttaRwt either.

Yes Austin. I'm just super confused what that had to do with LB or emails or???

Also, the song I posted was probably from ~94. She's got newer stuff tho

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

There was Krispy Kreme near me when I lived in Michigan. I went once but there were better places nearer.

G&I Insta

06-02-2017 , 10:49 AM

#1008

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hay guys

06-02-2017 , 10:50 AM

#1009

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Unfortunately you're right, big-pharma pays you to leave.

That being said, I'm sitting in the waiting room at ye ol' local surgery center all day. Probs wont be seeing much of you beautiful bitches but I just wanted to say hi OMG.

Taking care of a post-surgery person all day is going to be fun though. See y'all at dinner time.

LB stop cumming everywhere without me.

06-02-2017 , 10:51 AM

#1010

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Hi daddy

06-02-2017 , 10:51 AM

#1011

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

06-02-2017 , 11:00 AM

#1012

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

COVfefe, like cove or
COVfefe, like cob or
COVfefe, like of
covFEFE, like thief or
covFEFE, like fifi or
covFEFE, like fayfay
covFEFE, like feefay or

I am lost in this strange new world, with its peculiar new language.

06-02-2017 , 11:01 AM

#1013

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Yes Austin. I'm just super confused what that had to do with LB or emails or???

Also, the song I posted was probably from ~94. She's got newer stuff tho

1. Nothing. The mayor of Austin was just being kinda awesome about the all woman screening of Wonder Woman.

To the first point, she had the pics taken...

Or

Gfy punk, I'm 43 years old...

Are the only acceptable responses.

2. :Fist Pump:
AMA about my impeccable senses. I can do that with buildings, too.

...now if only those were marketable skills...

06-02-2017 , 11:16 AM

#1014

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

The end of the month I'll be visiting Lansing MI as well. Gonna be a busy month, don't worry Aiott I've already alerted your mother.

06-02-2017 , 11:20 AM

#1015

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

1. Nothing. The mayor of Austin was just being kinda awesome about the all woman screening of Wonder Woman.

Is the mayor of Austin Talia Lavin?

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

The end of the month I'll be visiting Lansing MI as well. Gonna be a busy month, don't worry Aiott I've already alerted your mother.

May your first child be a masculine child.

06-02-2017 , 11:57 AM

#1016

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

G&I Insta

Noice.
Def not Krispy Kreme.

06-02-2017 , 11:57 AM

#1017

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Lol, me having children. That's the most absurd thing you've said.
Even more absurd than my willingness to invest in IoM donut empire.

06-02-2017 , 12:16 PM

#1018

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Gfy punk, I'm 43 years old..
.

You're practically as old as Justj

06-02-2017 , 12:18 PM

#1019

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Lol, me having children. That's the most absurd thing you've said.
Even more absurd than my willingness to invest in IoM donut empire.

But I need a front for this drug empire I'm going to build with you guys.

06-02-2017 , 12:23 PM

#1020

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Google suggests there are at least 2 doughnut shops (shoppes?) on the IoM.
Dinky Doughnuts, near Peel (certainly no more than 5 minutes from your side of the island, past the prom and down Peel Road till you get to the sea again), and The Doughnut Factory, toward the north end of the isle, between Ballure and Ramsey. It looks like a bit longer drive, although a run up the coast should be more scenic than the cross country jaunt past endless sheep/goat farms.
Wisski's involvement with a venture in your neighborhood makes printing your own money seem like too much hard work, imo.
Good luck, future doughnut kings.

06-02-2017 , 12:28 PM

#1021

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

We can put the drugs in the donuts, that way the cops are all high and addicted to our donuts and won't shut us down.

Then we can do whatever we want on the island, including two chicks at the same time.

06-02-2017 , 12:31 PM

#1022

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Are you serious? I can honestly say I've never heard of either of those. I guess I'm not as big of a donut fan as I thought I was..

Peel and Ramsey are too far to go just for donuts, but I'll check them out next time I'm out those ways.

06-02-2017 , 12:33 PM

#1023

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Drugs in donuts, I can live with that. Pretty sure we can already do two chicks at the same time tho.. You just have to know two chicks who are up for it.