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Old 05-25-2017, 09:18 PM   #51
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packet scores 0, scores 50, scores 100.
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Old 05-25-2017, 09:19 PM   #52
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Old 05-25-2017, 09:44 PM   #53
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Umm, wat?
I've had several pregnant friends rave about disposable underwear, having not needed it prior to then. Maybe you just have immaculate pregnancies
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Old 05-25-2017, 10:38 PM   #54
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say, 'wee little wat to the kins, I pardon you. Now, go train for visionquest the sequel.'
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Old 05-25-2017, 10:45 PM   #55
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Last omg was closed abruptly

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Old 05-25-2017, 10:56 PM   #56
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Last day of school tomorrow. My high school student--having just turned 15 on Tuesday--had an assignment due today, a biology packet that would figure in to her summative grade calculation. She had a friend do the math analysis for her: packet scores 0, scores 50, scores 100. Thr entire range (0-100) would not move her from a B. She said, **** it, didn't turn it in. Immediate feedback gradebook alerted her mother and I she'd gotten a 0. She then lied to both of us and the teacher. My question to the group is this: where do I dump/bury her body?
Seems like a slightly harsh reaction for just being too stupid to not assign her pupils an assignment on the second last day that would have no impact on grading.


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I've had several pregnant friends rave about disposable underwear, having not needed it prior to then. Maybe you just have immaculate pregnancies
I don't understand what they're supposed to be leaking that ruins underwear? Amniotic fluid is like 24 hrs before they induce labour..and it washes out.
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I don't understand what they're supposed to be leaking that ruins underwear? Amniotic fluid is like 24 hrs before they induce labour..and it washes out.
immaculate pregnancies it is
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Old 05-26-2017, 02:53 AM   #58
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grego, wouldn't it be fun to play like this?
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Old 05-26-2017, 07:35 AM   #59
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i feel as if this is now the omg wat thread.

also high new fred.

also also... going out to get drunk and play pool tonight! chalky white in the house!

expect memes and drunkness later.
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Old 05-26-2017, 07:36 AM   #60
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Last day of school tomorrow. My high school student--having just turned 15 on Tuesday--had an assignment due today, a biology packet that would figure in to her summative grade calculation. She had a friend do the math analysis for her: packet scores 0, scores 50, scores 100. Thr entire range (0-100) would not move her from a B. She said, **** it, didn't turn it in. Immediate feedback gradebook alerted her mother and I she'd gotten a 0. She then lied to both of us and the teacher. My question to the group is this: where do I dump/bury her body?
i know a guy if you need one... he ain't cheap... but if you pay him extra he will dig the 6 foot required.
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:44 AM   #61
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The little **** did fine right up until the point she lied. Imo it shows she was scared of being punished for something that is completely logical. So ask yourself, "Do I often punish my child for doing logical things that I disagree with". If the answer is yes, then she had a reason to be scared. Now is lieing the right reaction for fear, nope. So take her some place scary and ask her a bunch of hard questions until you earn her trust back.

Gosh parenting is simple omg omg omg 160
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:55 AM   #62
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:56 AM   #63
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:58 AM   #64
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:59 AM   #65
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The little **** did fine right up until the point she lied. Imo it shows she was scared of being punished for something that is completely logical. So ask yourself, "Do I often punish my child for doing logical things that I disagree with".
I actually agree with this.
Feels bad, man.

Raising competent adults is the goal, right? In your shoes I think I talk to her about lying, make sure she understands the assigned material, and then wonder why she didn't feel comfortable talking to me about the assignment in the first place.

Imho/ymmv a 15 year old girl needs a safe space to talk more than a disciplinarian. You've got safe sex, body image, drugs, drinking, etc on the immediate agenda

...if she can't even come to Mom and Dad over frivolous bio assignment...you've got a problem.

/unsolicited advice
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Biology IS life though, Kristy.
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:18 AM   #67
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Huh, and I thought
"*pull out meth" was gonna be your high point today.

...on a roll.
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:20 AM   #68
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If you don't believe that bio is life I've got a bridge to cell you.
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:31 AM   #69
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Speaking of biology. I'm back on iron as of yesterday. People who maintain a normal Hgb range from food are wizards.

Vitamin D too.
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:31 AM   #70
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Huh, and I thought
"*pull out meth" was gonna be your high point today.

...on a roll.
Also sarcasm hurts
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:33 AM   #71
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Wat. I lol'd.
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:34 AM   #72
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Vitamin D too.
I'll show you vitamin D

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Old 05-26-2017, 09:36 AM   #73
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aHhhhhhhhhhh **** I also didn't quote what I meant to quote
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Old 05-26-2017, 10:33 AM   #74
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I'm #16 in the holding pool for the Duluth campus.

They are at #16 in the line for offers.

Looks like I'll be disappearing for a while in August :\
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Old 05-26-2017, 11:32 AM   #75
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My dog has diarrhea. I took him out twice last night then he still pooped on the floor this morning.

If this is what having a human baby is like I'm gonna take a hard pass.
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