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i just imagined a situation where MissAlice_94 said to me "hey i've already got like 4 boyfriends right now but i'm thinking about adding you to the rotation" and i can't imagine giving a negative response to that

05-31-2017 , 02:24 PM

#702

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

modern men like AF have become very feminine and want some deep emotional special unique connection. if a pretty lady offered me a casual sexual relationship as described above i would snap accept. teamwork between the suitors should take the pressure off us all, leading to more free time and spending money for everyone

Does 'teamwork between the suitors' mean what I think it means?0

05-31-2017 , 02:26 PM

#703

ScreaminAsian

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i doubt it

05-31-2017 , 02:30 PM

#704

AlwaysFolding

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I think it means he is comfortable being exposed to the love potions of other mannies.

05-31-2017 , 02:35 PM

#705

ScreaminAsian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Does 'teamwork between the suitors' mean what I think it means?0

i think there was a seinfeld episode about this

05-31-2017 , 02:37 PM

#706

Kristy

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Guys really do only think about sex, imo

I was thinking about this from the "You go out and have dinner or w/e once a week or so with a variety of men" when sex feels natural, have some. Provided it was safe sex what's the real problem?

The sex part wasn't actually explained in the piece. I just assumed it was something like that.

05-31-2017 , 02:43 PM

#707

AlwaysFolding

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Right, but the implication of relationship vs friendship implies sexual interaction.

We aren't talking about a 15yo oberbrunner making choosy marriage choices here.

and kristy thinks more about sex than any of us. Just like all other humans.

05-31-2017 , 03:01 PM

#708

ScreaminAsian

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05-31-2017 , 03:01 PM

#709

JMurder3

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Not true, I didn't even mention sex...

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Me neither, but I have a weird thing about people I'm dating not dating other people.

I am reminded that no one has answered my super important question...

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Nope.

Alternative question:

If you go on a 1st date with someone & it's pretty good, but you go to sleep & in your dream they chase you around with a samurai sword for 20 minutes & stab you as you wake up, would you go out with them again?

05-31-2017 , 03:04 PM

#710

ScreaminAsian

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that's my fetish

05-31-2017 , 03:04 PM

#711

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Here's what I usually serve for afternoon tea.

POTTED SHRIMP AND DILL
Herb cream cheese, romaine, flaky croissant

DEVILLED EGG
Butter lettuce, mustard mayo, gherkin and shallots, white toast

RUFFLED CUCUMBER
English cucumbers, dill, cream cheese, whole wheat bread

ROASTED TURKEY BREAST
Chive and paprika biscuit, mango chutney

Sweet pea, mint and cheddar quiche

Balmoral shortbread with raspberry preserves
Earl Grey Tea ganache praline
Pistachio cake financier with caramel
Freshly Baked Raisin Scones
Devonshire cream
Preserves

Gregorio, you're gonna have the peanut butter soup, with smoked duck and mashed squash. New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish."

You'll love it. And then the red snapper with violets and pine nuts. I think that'll follow nicely.

05-31-2017 , 03:08 PM

#712

allinontheturn

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Holy **** I got new paged like a mother****er. I ain't reading all that.

05-31-2017 , 03:13 PM

#713

Kristy

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You aren't missing much, iirc.

I accused your phone of having the herp and we got and lost two new omgers.

Also, da33le doesn't bleach his ******* and Mr. Mmmmkay's ass cheeks are very white.

05-31-2017 , 03:17 PM

#714

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Jfc, I read this about dating this morning. I'm passively curious what men think but making no decisions for myself atm.

And there is no way to phrase this Q that You'll believe the preceding.

Woman wrote about her refusal to be exclusive before marriage proposal. Why get trapped being "Girlfriend" providing sex, comfort, support for some dude who isn't ready to buy the cow?

I thought it was interesting, since most people trend towards getting stuck as bf/gf and not getting married.

Curious what you all think? If the woman you were dating only offered this, would you still date her?

Probably wouldn't date her; not necessarily due to her lack of providing me exclusivity which I think should be up for discussion but because she seems to have internalized some pretty toxic gender norms #smashthepatriarchy

05-31-2017 , 03:19 PM

#715

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You aren't missing much, iirc.

I accused your phone of having the herp and we got and lost two new omgers.

Also, da33le doesn't bleach his ******* and Mr. Mmmmkay's ass cheeks are very white.

New phone is working like a charm tyvm. And I bleach dale's ******* at night when he's sleeping so we're all set there too.

05-31-2017 , 03:23 PM

#716

Mr.mmmKay

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05-31-2017 , 03:23 PM

#717

Kristy

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That explains it. Dale's *******, I mean.

What new phone did you get?

05-31-2017 , 03:28 PM

#718

ScreaminAsian

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Spoiler:

05-31-2017 , 03:29 PM

#719

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Alternative question:

If you go on a 1st date with someone & it's pretty good, but you go to sleep & in your dream they chase you around with a samurai sword for 20 minutes & stab you as you wake up, would you go out with them again?

I would - but the stabbing part would definitely make me check really hard for an adam's apple on the second date.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

That explains it. Dale's *******, I mean.

What new phone did you get?

Same as the last one. It was under warranty still. So hopefully it breaks in ~11 months and I can get a new old phone and just keep it rolling right along like that.

05-31-2017 , 03:34 PM

#720

wisski

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I would absolutely go out with the dream stabber. Adam's apple isn't what will do the stabbing.

05-31-2017 , 03:40 PM

#721

AlwaysFolding

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i just can't even

05-31-2017 , 03:43 PM

#722

ScreaminAsian

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05-31-2017 , 03:46 PM

#723

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05-31-2017 , 03:49 PM

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05-31-2017 , 03:51 PM

#725

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I would absolutely go out with the dream stabber. Adam's apple isn't what will do the stabbing.

Yeah but your size makes you much more likely to be the stabber rather than the stabbee. Us moderately sized individuals must be prudent in our threat assessments.

No fewer than 4 people asked me if I'd lost weight this weekend. Smashed some Culver's on the way home. **** I might eat some more tonight.

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