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08-04-2017 , 01:12 PM

#6651

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You guys should go Blondies for a beer. I liked it there, because of the.. Ambiance.

08-04-2017 , 01:18 PM

#6652

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I guess I should clarify, she has a luncheon she has to goto. I am free starting at noon until whenever

08-04-2017 , 01:26 PM

#6653

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I guess I should clarify, she has a luncheon she has to goto. I am free starting at noon until whenever

A little after noon is good for me. Where is good for you?

08-04-2017 , 01:29 PM

#6654

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Solid, this back and forth is very "man and wife" conversation, feels like home imo.

08-04-2017 , 01:40 PM

#6655

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

AF, you have a wife?

08-04-2017 , 01:41 PM

#6656

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

It's already past lunch time you guys better pick a place soon

08-04-2017 , 01:41 PM

#6657

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Solid, this back and forth is very "man and wife" conversation, feels like home imo.

I had the thought that we should do this via PM or text, but this way stalkers can come hang out, too.

08-04-2017 , 01:44 PM

#6658

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

It's obviously going to be all over both your social media so you'll get stalkers either way

08-04-2017 , 01:45 PM

#6659

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

AF, you have a wife?

No, but I have a hand and she talks to me sometimes

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I had the thought that we should do this via PM or text, but this way stalkers can come hang out, too.

Present!

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

It's obviously going to be all over both your social media so you'll get stalkers either way

I just sent a picture of a truck with an "oversize load" banner on it with the caption "Hit me up if you need an" on snapchat to everyone on my friend's list. Over/under on how many people block me? Line starts at 10

08-04-2017 , 01:47 PM

#6660

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I wonder what Kristy is up to.

Curtain shopping. Then couch shopping. Then girl's night with probable Cards Against Humanity.

08-04-2017 , 01:55 PM

#6661

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Nice

08-04-2017 , 01:56 PM

#6662

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Curtain shopping. Then couch shopping. Then girl's night with probable Cards Against Humanity.

Sneaky use of punctuation to make it seem like you aren't actually hanging out by yourself. I like it.

08-04-2017 , 01:58 PM

#6663

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

08-04-2017 , 02:04 PM

#6664

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture — I moved on her like a *****. But I couldn’t get there.

08-04-2017 , 02:12 PM

#6665

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Take her right to the beds section.

08-04-2017 , 02:54 PM

#6666

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

A gentleman would take her to the dining section first.

08-04-2017 , 03:00 PM

#6667

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Sneaky use of punctuation to make it seem like you aren't actually hanging out by yourself. I like it.

At first I assumed that was my fault/typo, and then I learned that phone doesn't support the idea that a group of women might need a possessive form and autocorrects it.

Wacis.

08-04-2017 , 03:51 PM

#6668

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Women are not possessions.

08-04-2017 , 05:08 PM

#6669

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Rent to own ime.

08-04-2017 , 05:11 PM

#6670

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-04-2017 , 05:38 PM

#6671

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm ****ing free.

08-04-2017 , 05:43 PM

#6672

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-04-2017 , 05:51 PM

#6673

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,909

Hush hush. Keep it downtown. Voices carry.

I will fight anyone who dares contest the accuracy of the above lyric err something

08-04-2017 , 05:52 PM

#6674

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,909

Free from your old job??! ahhhhh

08-04-2017 , 05:58 PM

#6675

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,909

Aiott.. met a kickass boxer named Rider on my first job today. The bastid was huge, but a total lovey dovey. He jumped on me like dogs do and gave kisses.

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