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We never said anything about looking healthy though. My lowest weight ever was ~135 and I could have gone lower without dying.

I think we could get at least 50 out of you!

05-30-2017 , 01:29 PM

#578

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

But nah. Hourglasses gotta hourglass. My hip bones stick out a little at this weight.

I think I'd look best around 130-140, but getting there requires intense exercise and extreme dieting. At 150, I eat every time the urge strikes me as much as I want...and still look good.

05-30-2017 , 01:36 PM

#579

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Lol, It occurred to me that by "extreme dieting" I actually just mean eating like a normal human.

Fatties gotta fat.

05-30-2017 , 01:49 PM

#580

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm still mad that you just flat out ignored the original pretense

BUT I do approved of fatties fatting...so we are once again in accord. And all is right with the world.

05-30-2017 , 01:51 PM

#581

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

£120 million jackpot tonight. It must be my turn now, since I didn't win it last time.

05-30-2017 , 02:00 PM

#582

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

£120 million jackpot tonight. It must be my turn now, since I didn't win it last time.

I won €8 last time. Spent it on a ticket for tonight's draw.

05-30-2017 , 02:26 PM

#583

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

When you're rich will you bleach your *******?

05-30-2017 , 02:34 PM

#584

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

When you're rich will you bleach your *******?

Can't say I will, no.

05-30-2017 , 02:35 PM

#585

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Then I hope Da33le wins. At least his hole is normal skin colour.

Plus, it's his turn.

05-30-2017 , 03:06 PM

#586

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I will not be bleaching my arsehole. I will hire someone to keep an eye on the colour though, in case it ever does need it.

05-30-2017 , 03:26 PM

#587

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I think that's a fair and reasonable compromise.

05-30-2017 , 03:30 PM

#588

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Professors should not be allowed to set their own textbooks.

$600 for mid level accounting?!?!?

05-30-2017 , 03:37 PM

#589

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Stop buying into the scam!

05-30-2017 , 03:38 PM

#590

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

No u

05-30-2017 , 03:47 PM

#591

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I will not be bleaching my arsehole. I will hire someone to keep an eye on the colour though, in case it ever does need it.

Imagining the classified for this position and wondering if luke would pause on it, perhaps apply.

05-30-2017 , 03:49 PM

#592

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

When you're rich will you bleach your *******?

I would just get a new one every so often. No shortage of *******s, imo (plus they could get it super tidy whilst it was on the bench).

05-30-2017 , 03:49 PM

#593

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

AlwaysBleaching is my next gimmick probably.

05-30-2017 , 03:56 PM

#594

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

AlwaysBleaching is my next gimmick probably.

Much more civilized than "always an *******".

05-30-2017 , 03:58 PM

#595

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Professors should not be allowed to set their own textbooks.

$600 for mid level accounting?!?!?

Books are so 1947.

05-30-2017 , 04:02 PM

#596

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Imagining the classified for this position and wondering if luke would pause on it, perhaps apply.

This post wins.

05-30-2017 , 04:08 PM

#597

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Books are so 1984.

fyp

...wait a minute

05-30-2017 , 04:30 PM

#598

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Professors should not be allowed to set their own textbooks.

$600 for mid level accounting?!?!?

i bet it was even more suspicious when they asked you to send cash western union to your professor in philippines

05-30-2017 , 04:35 PM

#599

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

introduction to international capital redistribution

05-30-2017 , 04:36 PM

#600

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

introduction to international liquid asset re-allocation

Fyp

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