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07-28-2017 , 10:26 AM

#5901

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-28-2017 , 10:54 AM

#5902

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Kristy
What is the relationship between bad creepers and the girls.that are teaching you about vibrators?

07-28-2017 , 11:04 AM

#5903

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

JMitch, nice work!

Kristy, would you like to borrow Smokey? He's no Lion but he descends from a breed that was renowned for their bear hunting skills. Also, it's not uncommon for people to cross the street to avoid him while we're out for walks. Which honestly says a lot about the general level of proficiency in dog ownership the average dog owner has.

07-28-2017 , 11:07 AM

#5904

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I was riding the bus home the other day & there was a crazy person sitting near me. I could see he had one of those construction razors & all I could think about was that crazy person in Canada who killed then ate pieces of a person on a Greyhound.

He was probably homeless tho & the razor was a defensive weapon.

07-28-2017 , 11:08 AM

#5905

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

What can you do? Gotta eat those people.

07-28-2017 , 11:09 AM

#5906

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Kristy
What is the relationship between bad creepers and the girls.that are teaching you about vibrators?

None, but I did go over to cute blonde's (who is pro-vibrator) and warn her about supercreeper when I saw her on her porch shortly after. She made her bf come out. I was right, Supercreeper was there a few minutes later.

We commiserate about creepers when we get together. They're as bothersome to her as me.

07-28-2017 , 11:20 AM

#5907

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

The problem with having a dog is you have a dog though.

please explain this to other members of my fam.

k thanks.

07-28-2017 , 11:22 AM

#5908

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

i talk a lot of **** in here but i thank the LORD i don't got to ride the bus with the plebs no more.

care ALL THE WAY.

ya know ya boi coming round the block when ya hear those wigga / Springsteen beats!

07-28-2017 , 11:31 AM

#5909

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Sick beat.

07-28-2017 , 12:17 PM

#5910

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I think public transportation is the nuts. AIOTT riding the bus almost makes up for his music.

Where the **** is wisski? Is he banneded?

07-28-2017 , 12:18 PM

#5911

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

wisskers is on a road trip I believe.

07-28-2017 , 12:18 PM

#5912

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I really miss KONY

07-28-2017 , 12:21 PM

#5913

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Wisski is in Canada/I miss KONY too.

Creeper and a passive creeper we'll call Natty Ice creeper are drunk and causing a ruckus.

*sigh*

07-28-2017 , 12:22 PM

#5914

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'll bring my bear mace and a pie and we'll sort this out right meow.

07-28-2017 , 12:39 PM

#5915

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ok, so as long as I don't ogle them when they're at home, and as long as I don't approach them, I should be sound. It's a shame you sometimes don't feel safe, that must suck.

07-28-2017 , 01:14 PM

#5916

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I'll bring my bear mace and a pie and we'll sort this out right meow.

I actually have pepper spray, but I keep it in my safe. Seems like the right call.

07-28-2017 , 02:29 PM

#5917

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Wisski is in Canada

confirmed

07-28-2017 , 03:19 PM

#5918

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

JMitch, nice work!

ty sir

07-28-2017 , 04:28 PM

#5919

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Missed this the first time through, but yeah, I wanna borrow Smokey!

Fair warning though, I teach every dog that I have regular contact with a stupid trick.

Not sure what level he's at, but It'll probably be to covers his eyes when anyone says porn.

07-28-2017 , 06:16 PM

#5920

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

confirmed

Please don't meme this it's very hurtful.

07-28-2017 , 06:24 PM

#5921

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Not sure what level he's at, but It'll probably be to covers his eyes when anyone says porn.

This would be helpful.

07-28-2017 , 06:30 PM

#5922

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Ok, so as long as I don't ogle them when they're at home, and as long as I don't approach them, I should be sound. It's a shame you sometimes don't feel safe, that must suck.

Dabble here's a quick pro-tip. Say hi & evaluate their responses. That ought to give you the information you need to proceed. If not you may be beyond basic intervention - in which case pm me for coaching rates.

07-28-2017 , 06:33 PM

#5923

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

07-28-2017 , 07:12 PM

#5924

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

This would be helpful.

Well then it isn't stupid. Hmm, maybe I'll teach him to be fancy and wear a monocle and top hat?

07-28-2017 , 07:16 PM

#5925

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Saying hi is easy enough, but when you have to string more than a few words together, the words get jumbled up in my mouth and I don't say em no good. So I'll definitely be pming for the private lessons.

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