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05-30-2017 , 09:26 AM

#551

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Nothing's whiter than my ass cheeks

Have you ever seen the leather from albino alpacas? Unless you bleach the entire thing, not just the sphincter, you're not whiter.

05-30-2017 , 09:36 AM

#552

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Who the hell bleaches the actual muscle? That's terrifying and sounds painful.

05-30-2017 , 09:49 AM

#553

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Why bleach at all? I don't often look at my butt hole, but when I do, it looks a perfectly normal skin colour to me.

05-30-2017 , 09:50 AM

#554

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Who the hell bleaches the actual muscle? That's terrifying and sounds painful.

Didnt you read the forum sticky? Everyone in omg bleaches the bunghole. Give the taint a bit of a wash, too, while you're down there. It's in the rules.

05-30-2017 , 09:50 AM

#555

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

how i feel today

05-30-2017 , 09:52 AM

#556

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dear JustJ,

It has become readily apparent to me that you have my best interest in mind. I have decided to apply for an ass-bleaching Visa. Soon I will become another citizen of Assbleachenhagen and I am so very excited. Occasionally one finds a good reason to continue to live, breath, love- this is my reason.

Thank you.

Your friend forever,

AlwaysBleaching

05-30-2017 , 09:53 AM

#557

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

* <----done

05-30-2017 , 09:58 AM

#558

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Valiant effort AF, but just like spray tanning, bleaching takes a few visits before it reaches the real shade of white that is desirable.

05-30-2017 , 10:00 AM

#559

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm already incredibly pale if you hadn't noticed from my picture posting, wisskers.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1338

05-30-2017 , 10:03 AM

#560

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

05-30-2017 , 10:12 AM

#561

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Where the **** did you just link me to. Ffs man don't lead me to the scary places of the internet!

Also, nice safety glasses.

05-30-2017 , 10:37 AM

#562

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Did you notice the target in the adjacent lane?

Also, luckily I have shatter-resistant lenses.

05-30-2017 , 10:52 AM

#563

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Indeed, I noticed it was head down, which is good practice when you're concerned about ninjas. They rarely just walk at you, usually they're peaking down from the ceiling.

I can see you're just a level 1 target shooter, that's fine you'll get better

05-30-2017 , 11:00 AM

#564

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Thank you, thank you. I know I'm not capable of handling a firearm as elegant and precise as your M&P Shield.

can I pm for coaching??

05-30-2017 , 11:28 AM

#565

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Why bleach at all? I don't often look at my butt hole, but when I do, it looks a perfectly normal skin colour to me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Nothing's whiter than my ass cheeks

*dossiers updated*

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I'm already incredibly pale if you hadn't noticed from my picture posting, wisskers.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1338

Can you gain 30lbs please. I'm having trouble girlfapping to that.

05-30-2017 , 11:33 AM

#566

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also, Direct Brag:
I'm an abnormally good shot for a mostly vegetarian non gun owner who loves animals non-biblically.

If there was ever a competition for that...I'd make a moderately respectable showing.

05-30-2017 , 11:56 AM

#567

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Gain 30 pounds? 185 and reaching 11% BF has been a struggle.

Me gaining 30 pounds would probably take more effort than you losing 60.

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 05-30-2017 at 11:56 AM. Reason: increasing BF not decreasing btw so lol

05-30-2017 , 12:23 PM

#568

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I'd have to lose my legs or get cancer to drop 60...so I think we'll have to agree to disagree here.

05-30-2017 , 12:23 PM

#569

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

May I post in here without bleaching my arse, please?

05-30-2017 , 12:26 PM

#570

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

You'd better post junk shots to be safe.

05-30-2017 , 12:31 PM

#571

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I'd have to lose my legs or get cancer to drop 60...so I think we'll have to agree to disagree here.

Height/weight?

05-30-2017 , 12:32 PM

#572

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You'd better post junk shots to be safe.

I think I'll pass on that too.

05-30-2017 , 12:33 PM

#573

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by James T. Kirk

I think I'll pass on that too.

Well then just go ahead and move along, if you're ass is unbleached and your junk is camera shy, there's not much for you here.

05-30-2017 , 12:57 PM

#574

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Well then just go ahead and move along, if you're ass is unbleached and your junk is camera shy, there's not much for you here.

Agreed.

05-30-2017 , 01:03 PM

#575

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Height/weight?

5'7"/150lb

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