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07-25-2017 , 03:31 PM

#5526

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Look at you, so sophisticated. I can't wait for us to be buddies. I'll learn so much.

1. I thought we were already buddies.

2. He talked and said pretty things. I just wondered what he looked like naked. #trashy

07-25-2017 , 03:34 PM

#5527

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Did he invite you to the pool that he cleans too?

07-25-2017 , 03:37 PM

#5528

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

1. I thought we were already buddies.

2. He talked and said pretty things. I just wondered what he looked like naked. #trashy

Sorry, I don't really do online friendships, Justj knows. Best we can be until we meet is online acquaintances.

07-25-2017 , 05:19 PM

#5529

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

As I said in QOTD, I don't get this. Why would you buy accoutrements for something you are naturally equipped to deal with?

Feels like I would spend 10x the time purchasing product, batteries, and cleaning it that I would spend just getting the job done on my own.

Certainly there must be days, nay, weeks, where you'd like an electronic device hammering around inside your butt while you manipulate the magic button?

07-25-2017 , 05:27 PM

#5530

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

This is closely related to why I'll never own a Fleshlight.

Is it the expense of keeping batteries in it, or is it about all the indecision at time of purchase and the cleaning?

I wouldn't get one because I have an electric pencil sharpener, and I've seen what happens when you stick things in it.

(I'll probably never do that again).

07-25-2017 , 05:59 PM

#5531

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I've got all the batteries in the world JustJ. That is because every time I need batteries I go out and buy batteries and it is impossible to buy less than 20 batteries at a time. Then the remainder gets stuffed somewhere I'll never be able to find when I actually need them so I can buy even more the next time I need batteries.

07-25-2017 , 06:28 PM

#5532

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I hope you fall
I hope you fall
I hope you fall

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07-25-2017 , 06:33 PM

#5533

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

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07-25-2017 , 06:39 PM

#5534

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

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07-25-2017 , 06:46 PM

#5535

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I have nfi why TOPS doesn't sell millions of albums.

Spoiler:

07-25-2017 , 06:51 PM

#5536

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

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07-25-2017 , 06:52 PM

#5537

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Ok, seriously, I think some of you may actually like this one ...

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07-25-2017 , 06:56 PM

#5538

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Wow, can''t believe I'm saying this, but they don't suck.

07-25-2017 , 06:56 PM

#5539

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-25-2017 , 06:56 PM

#5540

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Oh, never mind. I was talking about TOPS. Glad you've met my expectations since then

07-25-2017 , 06:57 PM

#5541

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Wow, can''t believe I'm saying this, but they don't suck.

This one is best consumed on acid ... I would imagine

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07-25-2017 , 07:05 PM

#5542

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-25-2017 , 07:05 PM

#5543

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Oh, never mind. I was talking about TOPS. Glad you've met my expectations since then

Knew the hammer was coming :tear:

07-25-2017 , 07:26 PM

#5544

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I posted this SZA video years ago and now she's blowing up. I'm telling ya ... you post enough stuff in omgomgomg and eventually some of it will get big