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07-25-2017 , 12:41 AM

#5476

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Caught up on pie, but what I really learned is that Greg is in Thailand and the 1% of ladyboys.

fixed your post there... also i will not be pming him.

07-25-2017 , 12:44 AM

#5477

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Crowder in space

if you think this is going to save you this season... please refer to.

07-25-2017 , 12:44 AM

#5478

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

All women? How many do you have in your possession, aorn, iyo?
(Owning one seems like a lot of ****ing work, iyam)

#lifegoals

07-25-2017 , 12:45 AM

#5479

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

#wifegoals

07-25-2017 , 12:49 AM

#5480

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

I just found this song and i think my dick just made it to half mast

FOUND THE MUSIC VIDEO AND IT'S ****ING LIT! I AM EXCITE!

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 07-25-2017 at 12:56 AM.

07-25-2017 , 03:16 AM

#5481

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Stop touching yourself goddammit!

07-25-2017 , 07:27 AM

#5482

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

fixed your post there... also i will not be pming him.

Maybe you should consider it; you might have more success.

07-25-2017 , 07:29 AM

#5483

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Stop touching yourself goddammit!

07-25-2017 , 07:39 AM

#5484

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Stop touching yourself goddammit!

Oh my.

07-25-2017 , 07:44 AM

#5485

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

#lifegoals

Canada (variance)
Convicted (beat)
25 wives (brag)

Not a goal on the lot. Lol, 25 women in Canada. The last one (allegedly) moved to Minnesota.

07-25-2017 , 07:46 AM

#5486

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

07-25-2017 , 07:53 AM

#5487

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

AceG...i have important questions about vibrators in QOTD thread.

I learned recently that I'm wayyy behind on this. While you all walk down the street today I want you to know that every woman you see is apparently shoving large pieces of motorized silicone *down there* with impunity.

07-25-2017 , 07:59 AM

#5488

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

lol

07-25-2017 , 07:59 AM

#5489

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Mother****er!
The guy across the street is mowing his grass (and it's super wet). It'll look like ****, but it'll make mine look long. By the time it's dry enough to cut mine, it'll be 208°C. I can't even make the kid mow it, in that kind of heat.
Devious mother****er.
Luckily, mine looks good long (twss).

07-25-2017 , 08:01 AM

#5490

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

It's twos day, btw.
Bump

07-25-2017 , 08:05 AM

#5491

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

JJ help me come up with a good joke about vibrators and republicans. Something about unnatural sex acts.

07-25-2017 , 08:05 AM

#5492

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

Fire is the most efficient lawn mower

Last edited by AllCowsEatGrass; 07-25-2017 at 08:06 AM. Reason: really hard worker too, once it starts it doesn't want to stop

07-25-2017 , 08:12 AM

#5493

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

ok ok, how's this for a start?

It's basically beastiality with an electric rabbit. It's an abomination to god!

Last edited by AllCowsEatGrass; 07-25-2017 at 08:12 AM. Reason: electric rabbit = energizer bunny

07-25-2017 , 08:26 AM

#5494

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

*nttawwt

07-25-2017 , 09:31 AM

#5495

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Majority of women that engage in the toy practice are using vibrators, not "shoving" anything.

I would say ~15-20% are actually engaging in penetration on any regular basis as opposed to strict clitoral stimulation.

I r scienceman, u dont think it be like it is but it do

07-25-2017 , 09:52 AM

#5496

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Masters of Folding

07-25-2017 , 10:02 AM

#5497

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

These women thinking they're masters of folding when all they are is beastiality princesses that screw and **** with the Energizer Bunny on a daily basis.

07-25-2017 , 10:18 AM

#5498

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

AceG you are a poet.

07-25-2017 , 10:25 AM

#5499

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

A poet and finder of slowpoke wifi networks!

07-25-2017 , 10:25 AM

#5500

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

As I said in QOTD, I don't get this. Why would you buy accoutrements for something you are naturally equipped to deal with?

Feels like I would spend 10x the time purchasing product, batteries, and cleaning it that I would spend just getting the job done on my own.

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