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07-21-2017 , 02:19 PM

#5326

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

The only way that you could accomplish this is by giving us both UTs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Read that as UTI. Made for a better post.

I'm not made of either of these things.

07-21-2017 , 02:20 PM

#5327

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Names that are funny when spelled backwards. My bro and I had a childhood friend named Kirk Burr

Krik Rrub

07-21-2017 , 02:20 PM

#5328

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Kristy, did you see pics of AF's pie? MLY's?

If you think about it, this is probably how all of MLY's pies look...

07-21-2017 , 02:53 PM

#5329

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Driving through the corn belt south to north. Ending in the great north woods where mosquitoes grow the size of hummingbirds and the people all drag out vowel sounds.

07-21-2017 , 03:03 PM

#5330

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

The only way that you could accomplish this is by giving us both UTs.

As an app poster, I don't see undertitles, so I'm above that ****. That said, I'm pretty sure I already have one..

07-21-2017 , 03:13 PM

#5331

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

But do you see UTIs?

07-21-2017 , 03:46 PM

#5332

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Only when I'm with yer mum

07-21-2017 , 03:52 PM

#5333

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

She said you would stop leaving your watch on the night stand, you lied

07-21-2017 , 04:16 PM

#5334

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I don't wear a watch. She must be talking about one of her other clients.

07-21-2017 , 04:42 PM

#5335

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

SA stop doing that!

07-21-2017 , 05:37 PM

#5336

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Kristy, did you see pics of AF's pie? MLY's?

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

If you think about it, this is probably how all of MLY's pies look...

No. ???

I spent all my baked-goods-related free time making chocolate zucchini bread. I didn't even know we were supposed to pie.

Would either of you be willing to provide cliffs & links? Because we all know I'm gonna have to see, and I just can't add 64 pages of MLYLT to catch up before Friday.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Driving through the corn belt south to north. Ending in the great north woods where mosquitoes grow the size of hummingbirds and the people all drag out vowel sounds.

07-21-2017 , 05:57 PM

#5337

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

I'll let AF post his own pie pics, but MLY pie incoming!

07-21-2017 , 06:06 PM

#5338

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

NSFAppetite

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

Making my first ever homemade baked pie with my daughter.
I told her to put one egg into the strawberries, went to the bathroom, and came back to this. No telling what's in there....

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

Strawberry pie with cinnamon sugar crust.

Quote:

Originally Posted by offTopic

I'm not about to post in that abomination of a subthread but I'd love to know how the role of the egg was misinterpreted...if it even did appear in the ingredients list, I agree with whoever said it was supposed to be as an eggwash for the crust.

Although, a strawberry curd would be pretty hot hmmm...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

I had never baked a pie before and the recipe I looked up called for 1 egg in the filling.

Hot fudge on anything strawberry is just a no brainier.

Quote:

Originally Posted by prana

Link to recipe with egg in strawbrerry?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

I didn't read the instructions, but I assumed the egg was for the pie filling because "pie crust" was listed as a single item and not a separate list of ingredients. I just figured, mix this **** together and put it in the oven.

I only put cornstarch, white sugar, egg, and strawberries though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GingerSnap

Many recipes will fail horrendously if you attempt to just mix the ingredient list together willy-nilly and hope for the best.

Instructions

Preheat your oven to 425. Lightly spray a pie pan with cooking spray. Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil or parchment paper (to catch drips). Set both aside.
Wash, hull, and halve your strawberries and place in a mixing bowl.
To strawberries, add the zest of one lemon (no juice), brown sugar, cornstarch, and pinch of salt. Stir until well-combined. Don't worry about small clumps of cornstarch or sugar, they will dissolve in the oven.
Roll out one pie crust and gently move to prepared pie pan. Press pie crust into pan and leave overhang.
Add strawberry mixture to pie pan.
Roll out second pie crust and use a knife or cutting tool to cut 10-12 strips from pie dough. Weave strips on top of strawberry filling to make a lattice crust. Crimp top crust with bottom crust and trim extra dough from sides of pan.
Create an egg wash by breaking egg into a small dish and adding a few drops of water. Use a pastry brush to lightly coat top crust and edges with egg wash. Sprinkle lightly with granulated sugar.
Place pie pan on baking sheet and move to oven. Bake at 425 for 10 minutes then reduce heat to 350 and bake for another hour. If your crust is browning too quickly, cover with foil.
Remove from oven and let rest at room temperature for at least a few hours before cutting. Store any leftovers in an airtight container in the refrigerator.
Enjoy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ungoliant

This is what the recipe on that site is supposed to look like:

LOL:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

Mine wasn't that pretty, but it taste really good. I'm not disappointed with it and my daughter loved it too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ungoliant

Quote:

Originally Posted by zomg

07-21-2017 , 06:30 PM

#5339

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Amazing.

Also, did she freely admit that crust was store bought, and didn't need to be rolled out, or was she passing it off as her own work?

Also, I tried to upload a pic of zucchini bread in oven...but apparently photobucket died of old age.

07-21-2017 , 06:41 PM

#5340

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

You can still use photobucket for just $399 a year

07-21-2017 , 06:59 PM

#5341

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

flickr gives away an absurd amount of storage for free

07-21-2017 , 07:29 PM

#5342

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Free until they start charging you

07-21-2017 , 07:36 PM

#5343

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Ten?

ok ok just 2 but I offered to do 8 more

07-21-2017 , 08:37 PM

#5344

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

NSFAppetite

Spoiler:

I told you the chick in 5C had blood in her puke.
Not a good look.

07-21-2017 , 09:31 PM

#5345

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

ok ok just 2 but I offered to do 8 more

I only have one, what kind of man has two dicks?!

07-21-2017 , 10:29 PM

#5346

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I only have one, what kind of man has two dicks?!

Both of my next door neighbors are dicks, so...

07-21-2017 , 11:46 PM

#5347

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

what was i up to tonight/today. i was up bright and early for a wedding rehearsal that i am in. then off to the shooting range for the men in the group. lunch and a great brew house, then was supposed to do 50 mph go karts, but ran out of time. rehearsal dinner with an open tab. wedding is tomorrow, with dancing down the isle in cowboy boots in s a field, then the crazyness that weddings are for a party. drinks will happen again. nervous, but if i **** up, i can be a wedding story. open bar after. gogogogogo

07-21-2017 , 11:56 PM

#5348

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Both of my next door neighbors are dicks, so...

07-22-2017 , 12:02 AM

#5349

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

You guys got Friday night plans?

dabs its Saturday will be going football later. it's going to get messy!

07-22-2017 , 12:07 AM

#5350

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

I had a weird dream this morning man...

one of the clubs I have been to had changed and they turned it into an open place where you could rollerblade but it was still like a club ( it served drink) it was weird...

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