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05-29-2017 , 10:08 PM

#501

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I didn't get a CAH card either. Damn.

05-29-2017 , 10:10 PM

#502

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I thought of you, but you seemed to have abandoned us for other sub forums

Spoiler:

05-29-2017 , 10:12 PM

#503

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

COME TO ME KRISTY, COME TO ME

05-29-2017 , 10:12 PM

#504

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

No, I just didn't expect this much activity over the long weekend and now I feel sad.

05-29-2017 , 10:13 PM

#505

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Not like sad sad, but bad sad as in I missed out on a fun family buildin exercise.

05-29-2017 , 10:14 PM

#506

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I'm an average-sized Canadian, you MNers are all giants.

05-29-2017 , 10:14 PM

#507

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Slow pony

05-29-2017 , 10:15 PM

#508

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You live here now.

You are average Minnecanadian woman. The finest specimen of said subsect. You embody power and prowess.

Bow to the Minnecanadian.

05-29-2017 , 10:16 PM

#509

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Also more pictures of Mr. and Mrs. Wigglebottom.

05-29-2017 , 10:31 PM

#510

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

This guy isn't as impressive as I expect him to be. But that rocket engine, with only 382 ms... dayum.

05-29-2017 , 10:34 PM

#511

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

They moved out when the Jeffersons moved in.

05-29-2017 , 10:36 PM

#512

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,746

wat's my card?

05-29-2017 , 10:36 PM

#513

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You live here now.

You are average Minnecanadian woman. The finest specimen of said subsect. You embody power and prowess.

Bow to the Minnecanadian.

Can we go with CanadiMinn, plz?

05-29-2017 , 10:47 PM

#514

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Kristy, stop giving him advice that should work.

Luke drink more higher proof liquor, like 151 and such. Should clear up the symptoms of sobriety, which is clearly what you're displaying.

i am ok... i am tired now cos I stayed up way past my bed time... also i still feel a little queazy so i'm gunns have honey on toast for breakfast

05-29-2017 , 10:51 PM

#515

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

Luke, could these be the sympoms of a four hour erection? I'm sorry you're feeling this way, lmk if there's anything at all I can do to help.

<3

nar... I'm losing it mentally... but I still can get a good old hard erection.

05-29-2017 , 10:53 PM

#516

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I think he accused me of being biased against omg.

of course you are biased... you LOVE US in omg!

05-29-2017 , 10:54 PM

#517

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Cliff's of all of May, including psychic predictions for next 3 days.

WE GOT A NEW GIRL!!!!
Luke died of a heart attack. RIP.
J abandoned his DOTW responsibilities again
Greg's ****ting bricks, or his bricks are ****...OS
AIOTT's phone caught the herp from a lyft passenger
ScreaminAsian might actually BE Asian
Lbox..idk
KONY is sick
Jackitos has never seen proof that madeliefje poops
Da33le tried to Indy, but can't even
Mr. Mmmkay remained mysterious
Mop Rake did too.
Wisski was a bachelor and did irreparable harm to his liver

Did I miss anyone?

this is the greatest thing ever!

05-29-2017 , 10:55 PM

#518

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Does this mean I'm supposed to convert to Islam? By the end of the month?

yeah, for tax purposes.

05-29-2017 , 10:57 PM

#519

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Last, but not least...

Mop Rake

Spoiler:

For when Luke gets handsy.

hey you put on any good make out move and I'm gunna get handsy

05-29-2017 , 10:59 PM

#520

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Poor kangaroos.

you do know Aus in the ONLY country in the world where it is legal to eat the animals on our emblem. the roo and the emu

05-29-2017 , 11:01 PM

#521

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

another quote instead of putting it all in one to emulate Luke

Basically Luke is a great poster here

#AlternativeFacts

i am the GOATESTS of GOATS so....

05-29-2017 , 11:02 PM

#522

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

combo gunna combo

05-29-2017 , 11:20 PM

#523

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I have a newish neighbour who just seems to scream at and ignore her 3 crying kids all day, every day. Including right now. 10:15pm at night. Kids are 5 and under.

What is my play?

I wish that I knew her well enough to go over and say, "You look like you deserve a break. Why don't I watch them for a bit and you can (whatever she does with her useless husband)
... just so I could hug those poor babies and pay them the attention they obviously are dying for.

05-29-2017 , 11:24 PM

#524

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

... just so I could hug those poor babies and pay them the attention they obviously are dying for.

pretty sure I was dying yesterday... so does that mean i get hugs and attention?

i can't promise i WON'T get a boner... i CAN promise it won't last more than 4 hours

05-29-2017 , 11:30 PM

#525

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Lol, Luke.

I decided I'm going to bake cookies with Lily tomorrow and invite the kids over for a sidewalk chalk picnic..

I'll mail you a few, C.O.D..PM address, and just accept that I'll Google map it and post pics of your house.

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