Are there really people who watch this castlevania anime on Netflix and think it's good?
Aside from a terrible story, the writing seems like it's ripped from the pages of an angsty teenager who just saw interview with the vampire for the first time in his life.
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And when Vlad Dracula McEvildude saw his totally bitchin' hottie got slapped up by the local churchguy, he did bring his mean angerness down upon the buttheads of the local city. But since he's such a chill dude, he did give them a head start for no apparent raisin.
"Sup?" said Vlad Dracula McEvildude to churchguy. "Whoa, bummer," replied churchguy. "Way," said VDMEd. "Like, I'm such an evil dude of the night, I'm probably going to drink your blood, won't that be spooky?" And then it started raining fire and mutilated baby corpses while heavy metal guitars played three separate solos simultaneously in various different keys.