Mr. Mmmkay

Wisski,

This one would have been better for Jackitos

Last, but not least...

Mop Rake



For when Luke gets handsy.

So what's what they use a torsion wrench for.

Probably. Why else would they swear so much while fixing stuff.

Luke's hands?
Omg, remember how overinflated those meathooks were? Like something from a Stephen King story.
Thanks for making me recall that image, Kristy. :shudder:

Oh yeah, JM3...

We also learmed that Luke surgically replaced his fingers with the penises of 10 very well endowed kangaroos.

i've never played cards against humanity. do i have to do something with crippling debt? besides make obvious lonelybox jokes

You should find some people and play. It is about the hardest I've ever laughed during board game. Time well spent.

But outside of that, you're good.

But all grass isn't eaten by cows.
That was a wisski thing iirc.
Poor kangaroos.

http://bigthink.com/.../manterruption-is-a-thing-and-there-is-an-app-for-it

Wasn't going to read the last three pages, but this caught my attention. Will read for the beef with kony cliffs

Well it wasn't at first, but then I had to make it one.
Replaced the carburater on the rear time tiller, now it surges while idling and won't put out enough power when the throttle opens up... rip tiller.

I don't think it's in this thread. Would have to have played 200 Question Sheep for the drama.

Man meat? I have to think about that one

Its not, wish I saw your post earlier, anyways I'm sure kony will explain himself when he'll be back.


Is there something to do with you not wanting us to crash your house when we all meet in vegas?

I hope not really sick or I'll feel bad.

Not if you're me.

I think it is right and good to tell men via article to be more conscientious, but a small part of me dies without the companion point: SPEAK UP, BITCHES!

There are lots of women who do this more nicely than I do, but it is absolutely our responsibility to stand our ground.

"I'm glad you're engaged, but I'm finishing my point on...first."

"Easy there, interrupty..."

"That's ok, it wasn't like I was mid-sentence and we're now BOTH being terribly rude..."

I'm a dick like that..so I actually say these things pretty regularly with no shame. I like when other women see me getting away with it and the consequences aren't quite as grave as they imagine.

Also, amplification of other women's points is important. It feels like it should be a part of this conversation.

"I think Susie was really on to something when she said....I'd like to hear more from her about her idea."

In b4 sausage fingers wiping venomous spittle.

Nasty bout of flu, iirc.

Me

It's okay. I don't need to be loved, I subsist on making others smile

Just kidding hope KONY doesn't die and everyone had a good weekend, I haven't had much time to computer.

GRUNCH

Combo: We got a new girl?

How old is she?

Is she nice?

Why haven't I met her?

Does she like friends?

another quote instead of putting it all in one to emulate Luke

Basically Luke is a great poster here

#AlternativeFacts