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Old 05-25-2017, 05:08 PM   #26
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Also, wtf is a pop up thong and why do I need to argue 6 for 20 of them, iyo?
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Old 05-25-2017, 05:17 PM   #27
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Also, also
Here is a pic of my tomato woes...

I was given these three and noticed that they have aphids. Not sure if I should continue trying to save them, or kill them with fire.

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Omg.

Is that related to all the rain I've been hearing about?
It was leaning a bit when I moved in a couple of years ago but the rain probably helped it fail now. Mainly I think it's just what eventually happens when you build a "retaining" wall by just dry stacking some stones in front of a terrace of earth without any tiebacks.
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Also, wtf is a pop up thong and why do I need to argue 6 for 20 of them, iyo?
They dispense like a box of Kleenex. My friend asked for 3 for $10 and then changed her mind and got 5 for $20. I didn't say anything as I assumed she can do math herself and just didn't care enough to argue, but there's no way I'm settling for 6 for $20 in that spot.
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Old 05-25-2017, 05:21 PM   #29
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I've never had to deal with aphids. I'd probably just do what google told me.
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Old 05-25-2017, 05:37 PM   #30
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on second thought if they weren't planted yet I would just get new ones and not risk it
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Old 05-25-2017, 05:46 PM   #31
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Lol that math, and the fact you watched some chick buy 5 for 20$.
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Old 05-25-2017, 05:54 PM   #33
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It was leaning a bit when I moved in a couple of years ago but the rain probably helped it fail now. Mainly I think it's just what eventually happens when you build a "retaining" wall by just dry stacking some stones in front of a terrace of earth without any tiebacks.
They dispense like a box of Kleenex. My friend asked for 3 for $10 and then changed her mind and got 5 for $20. I didn't say anything as I assumed she can do math herself and just didn't care enough to argue, but there's no way I'm settling for 6 for $20 in that spot.
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Lol that math, and the fact you watched some chick buy 5 for 20$.
So, no one but me thinks "disposable underwear" is the weirdest bit about this?
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Also, should but 30 for 100$ then return 25 for my 100$ back
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I think we all know a few vaginas that require disposable underwear.. what has been seen cannot be unseen
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Old 05-25-2017, 06:19 PM   #36
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All underwear should be disposable.

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One thing kind of touched me today, I looked at you and counted all the times we had laid. Pressing our love of disposable undies through the night, knowing it's right.

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let's make this the best omg ever!

wahoops, too late

it's been thoroughly defiled
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hi new thread!
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Kristy not remembering her preggo days...

no **** they make disposable underwear!
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hi new thread!
Hi, jmitch420andahalf!
Good to see ya, mate.
Got a feel for where Milton Friedman would come down on this whole popup thong ponzi scheme?
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Old 05-25-2017, 08:35 PM   #46
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Kristy not remembering her preggo days...

no **** they make disposable underwear!
Umm, wat?
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Old 05-25-2017, 08:40 PM   #47
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Last day of school tomorrow. My high school student--having just turned 15 on Tuesday--had an assignment due today, a biology packet that would figure in to her summative grade calculation. She had a friend do the math analysis for her: packet scores 0, scores 50, scores 100. Thr entire range (0-100) would not move her from a B. She said, **** it, didn't turn it in. Immediate feedback gradebook alerted her mother and I she'd gotten a 0. She then lied to both of us and the teacher. My question to the group is this: where do I dump/bury her body?
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omg omg omg someone invited a highland cow to my internet forum

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Old 05-25-2017, 08:50 PM   #49
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Hi, jmitch420andahalf!
Good to see ya, mate.
Got a feel for where Milton Friedman would come down on this whole popup thong ponzi scheme?
you too sir. you too.

also, wat?
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Old 05-25-2017, 08:52 PM   #50
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Last day of school tomorrow. My high school student--having just turned 15 on Tuesday--had an assignment due today, a biology packet that would figure in to her summative grade calculation. She had a friend do the math analysis for her: packet scores 0, scores 50, scores 100. Thr entire range (0-100) would not move her from a B. She said, **** it, didn't turn it in. Immediate feedback gradebook alerted her mother and I she'd gotten a 0. She then lied to both of us and the teacher. My question to the group is this: where do I dump/bury her body?
i'd almost make her do the assignment anyway even if she can't turn it in before 'summer break' starts.
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