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The one I was looking at has a gel layer that is supposed to disperse heat and solve the first problem.

Also, I'm currently having less sex than Lucky Luke...so number 2 isn't a huge concern.

hi!

please promptly go **** yourself.

thanks

not your friend

Luke

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

This post makes me simultaneously sleepy and sad.

Kristy, I'm assigning LB to you.

yep, cos that will get her laid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Are you asking me for a threesome too, Greg?

Srsly guys, Wisski's kitchen is very, very, nice, but can we talk about this please?

Who the hell just asks someone that out of the blue?
"I have someone I like and am committed to, but could we just bang you a little...like as a hobby in our free time?

just roll up to him and say, Ay yo ya wanna ****?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

petitemarie + MissAlice_94 + Kristy

would be an epic one, especially if you shouted out 2+2 references the whole time, as in my fantasy

confirmed not the most creepy guy in omg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

good choice man...

I've been trying to convince catalyst on facebook to put his new album on Spotify comes out in 5 days. can't wait!

02-23-2017 , 11:17 PM

#1452

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

hi luke!

02-23-2017 , 11:33 PM

#1453

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

hiiiii lemet

02-23-2017 , 11:36 PM

#1454

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i'm not trying to make you feel inadequate about your bathroom, just think of it as porcelainspiration

I ain't even jealous. The bathroom we built in the basement as a guest bathroom was simply what that space called for. If I made a dream bathroom it would be different, much different.

What this post did remind me of was when AIOTT would post #thinspo pictures, those were the days

02-23-2017 , 11:38 PM

#1455

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

ms paint of dream crapper room?

02-23-2017 , 11:40 PM

#1456

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Basically St. Peter's basilica, with more TV's and a urinal.

02-23-2017 , 11:45 PM

#1457

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

classy

02-24-2017 , 12:01 AM

#1458

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Okay, that was a lie. I can't mspaint cause it dive bar drinking Thursday, and 1.25$ tacos!

02-24-2017 , 12:45 AM

#1459

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

your kitchen is DOPE man, i always wanted a rustic kitchen like that... i get it from escape to the country

i am the least creepy mother ****er in here.

Butnahhhhh

hi!

please promptly go **** yourself.

thanks

not your friend

Luke

Sounds like what's happening

yep, cos that will get her laid.

She doesn't need help

just roll up to him and say, Ay yo ya wanna ****?

confirmed not the most creepy guy in omg

good choice man...

I've been trying to convince catalyst on facebook to put his new album on Spotify comes out in 5 days. can't wait!

Getting laid less than this multiquoting champ really sucks. FML

02-24-2017 , 12:56 AM

#1460

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Sucks2bu.

02-24-2017 , 01:01 AM

#1461

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Sucks2bu.

Yes! It really really really really really does.

02-24-2017 , 01:29 AM

#1462

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Are you squirtin' hot sauce in my dickhole? Are you givin' me a reach-around without even kissin' me?

02-24-2017 , 01:31 AM

#1463

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

hi luke!

god maoning SA how the bloody hell are ya?

02-24-2017 , 03:28 AM

#1464

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Wow Luke learned to multi-quote. Maybe the kid is smarter than I tought.

Today one of my best friend from Ukraine quit our MMORPG. Today is a very blyat day. I miss him and I will miss him for the months coming. It really make me put my whole life in perspective. Why would someone quit the game? Should I also quit it? I mean, rality is kinda scary, no way I'm quitting video game...

02-24-2017 , 03:58 AM

#1465

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

You guys have no idea how sad I am ...

02-24-2017 , 04:11 AM

#1466

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

me learning to multi quote made you put your life in prespective... i'm flattered but stop talking me!

02-24-2017 , 05:08 AM

#1467

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

LB, what do you do for money? I want to do as little as you, but I still need money. Give me money.

02-24-2017 , 07:35 AM

#1468

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Basically St. Peter's basilica, with more TV's and a urinal.

-urinal
+1

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

You guys have no idea how sad I am ...

I was gonna tear you a new one, but then I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Why are you sad, Lbox?

Please don't burn me the way Greg always does when I trust his posts.

02-24-2017 , 07:40 AM

#1469

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Oh wait, I missed post above.

Srsly Lbox, get meds.

02-24-2017 , 08:29 AM

#1470

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

So how was the threesome?

02-24-2017 , 08:33 AM

#1471

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

pics of 5-quarter tacos?

02-24-2017 , 08:48 AM

#1472

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Gdi Kony, you're too late. The tacos are totally worth 1.25. Not to mention they're 6$ double tall crown royals... which is a deadly thing.

02-24-2017 , 08:53 AM

#1473

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

sads. mebbe next time

02-24-2017 , 08:57 AM

#1474

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Gdi Kony, you're too late. The tacos are totally worth 1.25. Not to mention they're 6$ double tall crown royals... which is a deadly thing.

Crown
Is
Blech
Write it down..

02-24-2017 , 09:39 AM

#1475

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Oh I'm sure you drink something more American, like jack... silly old man, crown is effective

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