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How many kitchen variety bacteria live through 150F in oil for > 3 seconds... cooking kills bacteria, so wtf you worried about. Just don't use it to prepare Cesar salad

I thought the bacteria line was 165f. Don't die of Ebola, and mind your hearts of you're cooking your pasta in oil.

02-23-2017 , 07:07 PM

#1428

Kristy

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02-23-2017 , 07:11 PM

#1429

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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Oh right, except it's a time temperature thing. So...

. I'll take my chances with the fact that it stays at 145 for ten minutes instead of over cooking ****

02-23-2017 , 07:16 PM

#1430

wisski

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And since meat doesn't exactly get to temperature immediately, cause heat transfer is weird like that.

By the time you've spent the necessary time above 145, you're not even to 150 at the center. So although the wooden spoon might not see those temps, the bacteria that falls into the bottom of the pan certainly will... and our digestive tract will dissolve and reuse those building blocks just like it was meant too.

Last edited by wisski; 02-23-2017 at 07:17 PM. Reason: Pics of threesome!

02-23-2017 , 07:20 PM

#1431

gregorio

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lol @ eating steak cooked to 145 degrees

02-23-2017 , 07:27 PM

#1432

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

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Wisski kitchen not my style at all, but I appreciate the flowers he got me.

02-23-2017 , 07:34 PM

#1433

ScreaminAsian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Are you asking me for a threesome too, Greg?

Srsly guys, Wisski's kitchen is very, very, nice, but can we talk about this please?

Who the hell just asks someone that out of the blue?
"I have someone I like and am committed to, but could we just bang you a little...like as a hobby in our free time?

you were deemed attractive to two people of (probably) opposite sexes. congratulations do you want a cake to celebrate?

02-23-2017 , 07:39 PM

#1434

ScreaminAsian

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petitemarie + MissAlice_94 + Kristy

would be an epic one, especially if you shouted out 2+2 references the whole time, as in my fantasy

02-23-2017 , 07:39 PM

#1435

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

do you want a cake to celebrate?

Does it have to be celebratory. Can I just be eating my feelings instead?

Last edited by Kristy; 02-23-2017 at 07:40 PM. Reason: "Omg-omg-omg come over my hoes"?

02-23-2017 , 07:42 PM

#1436

ScreaminAsian

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this cake has a very special meaning. it's not for everyone. certainly it's not for average unattractive people, which if you're reading this post you very likely are. except for this one person, who i suspect may well read this post, and who is objectively and decidedly very attractive. this cake is for you