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Originally Posted by wisski
Of course you're clearly hitting on everyone in a mad panic to get the next GW so you can move out of the winter wonderland and take half they stuff. Duh.
Right? And you didn't even mention the limited number of years before the bloom falls off at 40.
Kristy's Dream Date Checklist
1. ~40
2. Gainfully employed
3. Widowed (or on friendly, but not "still in love with" terms, with ex-wife)
4. At least two children, preferably not in the 9-13 age because they dont find my schtick amusing...I need time to win them over to get through those dark days.
5. Obsessively clean.
6. Purveyor of fine puns, preferably animal themed.
7. Feminist.
8. 7 incher +
9. Interests in: Space, comfort food, history, architecture (not modern,) cheesy pop music, gardening/home improvement.
10. Early riser.
11. Non-cuddler.
12. Doesn't mind that I never shut off. Ever. and can keep up.
13. Non drinker.
14. No drugs.
15. Level-headed.
16. Has well-defined values that don't clash with my own.
17. Owns unicorn
18. Possesses either the ability to read minds OR super strength.
...so now that we all know none of you are in my range-and I've self-excluded to "forever alone,"... can we just assume that any attentions I pay you all are purely in the interest of using you for sex?