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04-23-2017 , 07:31 PM

#6801

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-23-2017 , 08:01 PM

#6802

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-23-2017 , 08:02 PM

#6803

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-23-2017 , 08:16 PM

#6804

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

+1 and 3 guests thanks

04-23-2017 , 08:54 PM

#6805

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I had a +1 but things didn't work out. Can I bring my mom instead?

04-23-2017 , 08:54 PM

#6806

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ask your brother if he played last night. Then it would be impossible that I didn't play with him.

04-23-2017 , 08:55 PM

#6807

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

+1 and 3 guests thanks

can we go together so it's less weird when we wanna leave

04-23-2017 , 09:10 PM

#6808

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

How can I think with my brain and not my penis?

04-23-2017 , 09:14 PM

#6809

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Sunhiee

04-23-2017 , 09:21 PM

#6810

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-23-2017 , 09:22 PM

#6811

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

How can I think with my brain and not my penis?

Rub out the finest rubber-outer, then think afterwards

thank me later

04-23-2017 , 09:26 PM

#6812

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I had a +1 but things didn't work out. Can I bring my mom instead?

THAT was your sad?

Don't worry. Bitches are like fish in the sea; their bark is worse than their bite and 1 in their hand is worth 2 in their bush.
(Sun)

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

How can I think with my brain and not my penis?

Cut off your penis. Ez game.

04-23-2017 , 10:36 PM

#6813

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

She wore too many shirts anyway.

04-23-2017 , 10:57 PM

#6814

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Fun aside: At the point I mentioned earlier I could wrap my arms around my 325lb husband--much more than twice my weight--and lift him off the ground

That uh ... Is probably not great for your back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Muddy ducks

Ung.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

france is le blowing it rn

Le Pen is French for "The Pen"

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

You're all invited to my family Christmas

I have to return some videotapes

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

She wore too many shirts anyway.

I never met one who didn't.

04-23-2017 , 11:00 PM

#6815

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Le stylo tho

04-23-2017 , 11:45 PM

#6816

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

THAT was your sad?

Don't worry. Bitches are like fish in the sea; their bark is worse than their bite and 1 in their hand is worth 2 in their bush.
(Sun)

Cut off your penis. Ez game.

Girlfriend of three years and I split on Friday for maximum sads

so many lols in that motivational statement

04-23-2017 , 11:49 PM

#6817

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Limit hold'em tip: Ask yourself what you would do if you were a giant vagina that was bleeding profusely while watching the notebook AND being triggered by the Patriachary

Then go 10% nittier.

I hate limit so. much.

yeah, we all hit the sit out next hand when limit comes in. though my worst is PLO

04-23-2017 , 11:51 PM

#6818

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

You're all invited to my family Christmas

don't tempt me. i might just turn up

04-24-2017 , 01:40 AM

#6819

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

04-24-2017 , 03:59 AM

#6820

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

That uh ... Is probably not great for your back.

Spoiler alert: I lived.

04-24-2017 , 05:32 AM

#6821

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Damn, I feel bad today. Need to get busy working to forget.

04-24-2017 , 05:32 AM

#6822

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

But working sucks. It's a vicious cycle.

04-24-2017 , 07:13 AM

#6823

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

can we go together so it's less weird when we wanna leave

yes but I kinda just assumed it was a sleepover

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

+2 and 3 guests thanks

updated

04-24-2017 , 07:18 AM

#6824

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Girlfriend of three years and I split on Friday for maximum sads

sorry for your sads

on the bright side, internet dating is a hoot

04-24-2017 , 07:39 AM

#6825

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Girlfriend of three years and I split on Friday for maximum sads

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