Also, if anyone is having a bad day it may help to know that I achieved my first yearly Body Fluid Bingo. I completed the set last night when I caught a child's vomit with my bare hands...which after the fourth total bedding and clothing change was instinctively my go to move...
It was a highly regrettable choice.
On the upside...i have carte Blanche to eat nothing but soup and Pedialyte popsicles all day.