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Went about trying to figure out what day it is.
Today is actually Friday February(feb-ROO-airy) 17th.
2 months until USA #1 tax day
Roughly 6 months from next NFL season
300 sleeps away from da33les next vacation
~2,000,000 hours from the end of trumps reign of terror

you need to get out more.

speaking of, i need to put on the dress shirt and fix another drink

02-17-2017 , 09:18 AM

#552

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

shoes not bad... pants.. wtf are those. they look like " my mum let her self go" pants

Luke's Mom?

Those pants were a thicker, lined, version of that...'cause Minnesota is cold.

02-17-2017 , 09:28 AM

#553

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Why would they put yoga pants on a stork to model them, donotwant

02-17-2017 , 09:34 AM

#554

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Lol, I was actually just thinking about the number of surgeries I'd have to have to get those thighs. The calves, and waist are in range...but dem femurs.

I just assumed you guys would prefer to look at legs for days.

02-17-2017 , 10:12 AM

#555

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Minnesota is like 40 right now.

I would know, I live here!!!

02-17-2017 , 10:14 AM

#556

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Lol, I was actually just thinking about the number of surgeries I'd have to have to get those thighs*. The calves, and waist are in range...but dem femurs.

I just assumed you guys would prefer to look at legs for days.

You would probably have to have a significant amount of muscle removed from both your inner and outer thighs and then your glutes. Also, because you're a woman, you would need liposuction because LOL biology.

Thirdly, *you would need to find those legs and have the woman agree to let you take them.

02-17-2017 , 10:24 AM

#557

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

You're forgetting the whole Gattaca-style extension process.

Unpossible.

02-17-2017 , 10:26 AM

#558

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Minnesota is like 40 right now.

I would know, I live here!!!

My phone says 14f...I'm up on the iron range.

02-17-2017 , 10:28 AM

#559

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

My phone says 14f...I'm up on the iron range.

#AlternativeFacts

Also, get an older phone. 14 is just too young.

02-17-2017 , 10:29 AM

#560

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You're forgetting the whole Gattaca-style extension process.

Unpossible.

Hence, thirdly, removing that woman's legs and placing them on your being. Science!

02-17-2017 , 10:36 AM

#561

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

Jerome Jerome the metronome

02-17-2017 , 10:36 AM

#562

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I found a more perverted AND attainable leg goal.

Now everybody wins.

02-17-2017 , 11:07 AM

#563

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

dem calves DOE

02-17-2017 , 11:12 AM

#564

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

ty to the heroes at nationass gifgraphic

02-17-2017 , 11:13 AM

#565

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

02-17-2017 , 11:13 AM

#566

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

needs more pacifier

02-17-2017 , 11:17 AM

#567

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

02-17-2017 , 11:32 AM

#568

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

you are the LAST kid i would ask for money. I would ask gw for money before you and he has guns!

You want me to post a screenshot of Skype history?

Why you lying Luke...

02-17-2017 , 11:37 AM

#569

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

luke is a pathological bruce springsteen fan

02-17-2017 , 12:12 PM

#570

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Mmmmmmk with the real rear end im interested in... leg raise girl is okay too

02-17-2017 , 01:09 PM

#571

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hey gang. Got to see my third favourite crush yesterday, she's a cutie. I have no weekend plans. That girl Kristy posted is very nice, but my legs are definitely stronger. Thanks.

02-17-2017 , 01:43 PM

#572

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Hey gang. Got to see my third favourite crush yesterday, she's a cutie. I have no weekend plans. That girl Kristy posted is very nice, but my legs are definitely stronger. Thanks.

Where were you? I missed you