You guys are too mopey, depressed, and all up in my feels today.
I'm mad at you now.
Ok, I'm over it.
I want to bake cookies, but I don't want to eat cookies. I also don't think I should really befriend any of my neighbours by giving them cookies. It's problem.
i think you have bi polar.
also. if i lived in your basement you could bake me all the cookies you wanted.
My brain is dumb. I set my coffee down and lose it like 2-6 times/day, but yesterday I doscovered that, somehow, I still have all the lyrics from the theme song of the cartoon James Bond Jr. rattling around in my brain.
Today is Wednesday
It's Saturday for me, cause I'm on vacation! I'm forced to keep up with the days of the week for you mortals, interlopers, immigrants, mouth breathers, and tubby assed Giants.
Wednesday
Hump day
Gonna go see Elon Musk's space garage.
Tomorrow we swim with the hugemanatees.
Hump day tomorrow, maybe (sex with a mermaid, it's on my bucket list).