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Meh, it is the same on the other side. I forget that I'm mad...like every time. Then I hate myself for being nice to people who don't deserve it.

But then I forget that I'm mad at myself.

i'm confused. are you mad at them or everyone?

04-04-2017 , 11:25 PM

#5177

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

When I started at my job one of my coworkers murdered his wife and blew his brains out.

Everyone showed up the next day.

Still ****ed up though.

just a standard day in the work force then

04-04-2017 , 11:25 PM

#5178

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I like your attitude but contrary to popular opinion and many motivational IG accounts you cannot always "dispsition" your way out of depression.

no but I'm going to ****ing try

04-04-2017 , 11:27 PM

#5179

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Luke, they're hiring at wisski's hippy fuel lab.

hippy fuel lab....

so they destroy the planet while i sniff fuel all day...

I could do that

04-04-2017 , 11:28 PM

#5180

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Come see me, we'll go bowling.

04-04-2017 , 11:29 PM

#5181

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You guys are too mopey, depressed, and all up in my feels today.
I'm mad at you now.

Ok, I'm over it.

I want to bake cookies, but I don't want to eat cookies. I also don't think I should really befriend any of my neighbours by giving them cookies. It's problem.

i think you have bi polar.

also. if i lived in your basement you could bake me all the cookies you wanted.

04-04-2017 , 11:31 PM

#5182

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

i'm not aginst the king here... but every time i hear the word justice in 2017 i cringe.

it's either a blue haired land whale yelling at me, or a super hero movie.

04-04-2017 , 11:33 PM

#5183

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Mongol General: CONAN! what is best in life?

Conan the Barbarian: rachel maddow, tumblr, webcam models

wrong. it's bitches, bruce springing, and booze. the 3 b's

04-04-2017 , 11:34 PM

#5184

LuckyLuke01

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not a bad combo post today. if i do say so myself

04-05-2017 , 12:21 AM

#5185

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

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Bump/combo breaker

04-05-2017 , 12:29 AM

#5186

LuckyLuke01

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hello kristy how are you?

04-05-2017 , 02:26 AM

#5187

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

i think anna Kendrick is my daz Rachel

04-05-2017 , 07:35 AM

#5188

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

hello kristy how are you?

Still. Tired.

04-05-2017 , 08:36 AM

#5189

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Awake. Now.

04-05-2017 , 09:02 AM

#5190

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Combo. Post.

04-05-2017 , 09:07 AM

#5191

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

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My brain is dumb. I set my coffee down and lose it like 2-6 times/day, but yesterday I doscovered that, somehow, I still have all the lyrics from the theme song of the cartoon James Bond Jr. rattling around in my brain.

04-05-2017 , 09:16 AM

#5192

AlwaysFolding

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04-05-2017 , 09:17 AM

#5193

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

james bond got a kids show? wtf? and was that he man? and why do i feel like scooby doo is gunna be around the coner?

04-05-2017 , 09:22 AM

#5194

AlwaysFolding

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the coner you say!

04-05-2017 , 09:29 AM

#5195

Kristy

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Luke, we already know you **** the dog.

04-05-2017 , 09:41 AM

#5196

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Luke, we already know you **** the dog.

someone got up on the wrong side of the Canada this morning.

side note: dad went ape **** at the dog before, chewed up his only pair of shoes he had left lol

04-05-2017 , 09:45 AM

#5197

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

My mental image of Luke's house is depressing, the fact his old man actually was kicking his dog makes it so much worse.

Humptiy dumpity day marks first time since 2008 that my weight is in the 250's almost out of the obese BMI range.

04-05-2017 , 10:00 AM

#5198

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Wednesday
It's Saturday for me, cause I'm on vacation! I'm forced to keep up with the days of the week for you mortals, interlopers, immigrants, mouth breathers, and tubby assed Giants.
Wednesday
Hump day

Gonna go see Elon Musk's space garage.
Tomorrow we swim with the hugemanatees.

Hump day tomorrow, maybe (sex with a mermaid, it's on my bucket list).

Bump