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04-04-2017 , 10:11 AM

#5126

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

There's a tear in my beer, Tuesday. F Tuesday, a coworker was killed in a car crash, how many days bereavement is that worth?

04-04-2017 , 10:42 AM

#5127

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

None. You have to work

living coworkers
--------------------------
Workforce yesterday

Harder now.

04-04-2017 , 10:44 AM

#5128

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Kristy throwing out the hard truths

04-04-2017 , 10:45 AM

#5129

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

There's a tear in my beer, Tuesday. F Tuesday, a coworker was killed in a car crash, how many days bereavement is that worth?

Someday you millennials will realize that work isn't always easy

04-04-2017 , 10:45 AM

#5130

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I was thinking of taking the scumbag route and pretend his life impacted me more than it actually did for more time off.

But I can't do that, so Kristy is right... work harder because he was an engineer doing most of the things I refused to help with.

they'll probably keep working when I die as well.

04-04-2017 , 10:58 AM

#5131

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

When I started at my job one of my coworkers murdered his wife and blew his brains out.

Everyone showed up the next day.

Still ****ed up though.

04-04-2017 , 11:09 AM

#5132

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

If there's a tear in your eye he clearly had at least a little impact on your life. I'd say that's got to be good for 1 day off.

04-04-2017 , 11:41 AM

#5133

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

but i'm coming to realize I'M the one doing it. I'm the one putting myself in these moods. I just need to refocus on my goals and things and be more grateful for the things I have and the opp tunnies i receive.

I like your attitude but contrary to popular opinion and many motivational IG accounts you cannot always "dispsition" your way out of depression.

04-04-2017 , 11:42 AM

#5134

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

By this time tomorrow I'll be in Eurotardia

04-04-2017 , 11:42 AM

#5135

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

OMG me too!

Which country?

04-04-2017 , 11:49 AM

#5136

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Sick digs, JustJ. You havin' a blasty-blast or what?

So far, so good. Looks like rain.
The kid is having fun, so I'll call it a win.

04-04-2017 , 12:07 PM

#5137

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

There's a tear in my beer, Tuesday. F Tuesday, a coworker was killed in a car crash, how many days bereavement is that worth?

Did you have sex with them, either before or after the accident?
If yes, then 2 (3 if after).
If no, then you need to get your giant ass back to your desk and grind some nose on the proverbial stone.

Sorry for your lost.

Luke, they're hiring at wisski's hippy fuel lab.

04-04-2017 , 12:12 PM

#5138

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

By this time tomorrow I'll be in Eurotardia

Well, I guess they know you're coming, now.
Vive Le Frank.

04-04-2017 , 12:16 PM

#5139

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

By this time tomorrow I'll be in Eurotardia

Come see me, we'll go bowling.

04-04-2017 , 12:42 PM

#5140

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

sick e-vite

04-04-2017 , 12:49 PM

#5141

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

aiott, you got time to replace my catalytic converter before you go?

04-04-2017 , 12:50 PM

#5142

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

they'll probably keep working when I die as well.

the scumbag thing is failing to acknowledge their life or that it mattered. a department here lost a faculty member to suicide and none of them acknowledged it at all. it was gross. don't be that guy

04-04-2017 , 01:10 PM

#5143

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Did someone just get invited over their house?!

04-04-2017 , 01:28 PM

#5144

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

You guys are too mopey, depressed, and all up in my feels today.
I'm mad at you now.

Ok, I'm over it.

I want to bake cookies, but I don't want to eat cookies. I also don't think I should really befriend any of my neighbours by giving them cookies. It's problem.

04-04-2017 , 01:36 PM

#5145

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'll eat all your cookies

04-04-2017 , 01:38 PM

#5146

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You guys are too mopey, depressed, and all up in my feels today.
I'm mad at you now.

Ok, I'm over it.

I want to bake cookies, but I don't want to eat cookies. I also don't think I should really befriend any of my neighbours by giving them cookies. It's problem.

Bake cookies, box up cookies and ship to people serving your country. Or maybe ship them back home to your mother, I'm sure she enjoys your cookies?

04-04-2017 , 01:41 PM

#5147

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

OMG me too!

Which country?

The French one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Come see me, we'll go bowling.

K, I'll hit you up on the way back

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

aiott, you got time to replace my catalytic converter before you go?

Regrettably not.

04-04-2017 , 02:07 PM

#5148

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You guys are too mopey, depressed, and all up in my feels today.
I'm mad at you now.

Ok, I'm over it.

I want to bake cookies, but I don't want to eat cookies. I also don't think I should really befriend any of my neighbours by giving them cookies. It's problem.

Gimme your cookie right meow and you wont be mad