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03-09-2017 , 03:53 PM

#2776

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Grats, when's the house warming party and what's the dress code

03-09-2017 , 03:57 PM

#2777

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Your gf should be as naked as possible, and I'd really appreciate it if you'd invest in an tuxedo t-shirt...'cause it is gonna be a classy affair.

03-09-2017 , 04:06 PM

#2778

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

She likes being naked

I refuse to purchase a tux t-shirt, but perhaps a real tux will do? Also we're bringing deviled eggs

03-09-2017 , 04:09 PM

#2779

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Prepare to be upstaged by mine.

Also, dibs on being the middle spoon in inevitable sammich.

03-09-2017 , 04:10 PM

#2780

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Oh my King, your loyal subject are requesting a cake picture.

03-09-2017 , 04:10 PM

#2781

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I meant upstaged by deviled eggs or tuxedo...I don't even have a naked girlfriend.

03-09-2017 , 04:11 PM

#2782

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

ohhhh invisible inevitable sammich

03-09-2017 , 04:15 PM

#2783

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

03-09-2017 , 04:17 PM

#2784

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Tangent: did you guys know there is an official term for the middle of an MMM sandwich?

It is "Lucky Pierre"

If you DID know that...do you also know why that info was floating around in my brain?

03-09-2017 , 04:19 PM

#2785

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Because you know a few ******s?

03-09-2017 , 04:21 PM

#2786

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Because you were watching gayith pornith?

03-09-2017 , 04:26 PM

#2787

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Lol that flimsy ass anchor.. u need toggle bolts

03-09-2017 , 04:29 PM

#2788

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

i lol'ed too because I had nothing to do with putting'er in there. Whoever did it is on my long list today.

03-09-2017 , 04:29 PM

#2789

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Oh well looky there, schlitz!

You picking up from the tornado? I didn't get much of a storm at my place, not even downed trees

03-09-2017 , 04:42 PM

#2790

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Because you wanna make me a sammich

03-09-2017 , 04:43 PM

#2791

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Oh, that's a sex thing. Didn't realise.

03-09-2017 , 04:44 PM

#2792

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Because you were watching gayith pornith?

I watched gay porn when I was 19, and for some reason, I gagged when the one dude came on the other dude's face. Pretty sure that makes me racist OS.

I also giggled inappropriately at midget porn.

03-09-2017 , 04:50 PM

#2793

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I also giggled inappropriately at midget porn.

Probably cause you only watched a little.

Do you gag before you swallow, or are you above giving BJ's?

03-09-2017 , 04:51 PM

#2794

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Tbh, that makes me gag even in normal porn.

03-09-2017 , 04:56 PM

#2795

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

wisski with a little pun action for the midget pr0n.

One thing I still don't get to this day; ejaculating on someone's face when they're awake and being filmed! Like, who does that?

03-09-2017 , 05:03 PM

#2796

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Probably cause you only watched a little.

Excellent work.

03-09-2017 , 05:04 PM

#2797

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

One thing I still don't get to this day; ejaculating on someone's face when they're awake and being filmed! Like, who does that?

Luke should. Those guys make a couple grand/day.

03-09-2017 , 05:06 PM

#2798

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Glad you overlooked the undertones there, Kristy

03-09-2017 , 05:22 PM

#2799

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I still want to know if she gags when it's non-gay porn and someone gets ejaculate on their face

Any of you guys know of a way to build a capillary siphon that can pull 600 gpm flow rate?

Last edited by wisski; 03-09-2017 at 05:43 PM. Reason: Asking for a friend.