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I haven't ever used Tinder but I've always wanted to get in the mix just for fun, not to ever actually meet anyone. I might make an account for lulz soon.

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Originally Posted by Da33le

Is okay Dabs turn that frown upside down

04-24-2017 , 09:06 AM

#6828

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Damn, I feel bad today. Need to get busy working to forget.

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Originally Posted by Da33le

But working sucks. It's a vicious cycle.

04-24-2017 , 09:52 AM

#6829

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I haven't ever used Tinder but I've always wanted to get in the mix just for fun, not to ever actually meet anyone. I might make an account for lulz soon.

Lulz is a weird name for your junk.

04-24-2017 , 09:53 AM

#6830

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Fun fact: lul is a word for penis in dutch

04-24-2017 , 09:54 AM

#6831

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I think it's probably short for lullaby, cause it puts minors to sleep.

04-24-2017 , 11:21 AM

#6832

AlwaysFolding

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you're a french penis

04-24-2017 , 11:25 AM

#6833

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

le lul

04-24-2017 , 11:47 AM

#6834

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Aren't the words for French orgasm also literally "little death" in English?

The French are so weird.

04-24-2017 , 11:59 AM

#6835

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

How people have the self confidence to just be on tinder makes no sense to me.

04-24-2017 , 12:08 PM

#6836

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I've seen maybe ladies orgasm, and little death seems accurate.

04-24-2017 , 12:10 PM

#6837

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Where's Luke? I got offered another job I didn't apply for and probably won't accept.

It isn't fun if I can't rub his nose in it.

I've been drunk 2 of the past 3 nights.

also. I thinking of turning pro. sooooo

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 04-24-2017 at 12:11 PM. Reason: also by rubbing it in my face does that mean you are going to rub your junk in my face? if so. tits please

04-24-2017 , 12:14 PM

#6838

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

le lul

04-24-2017 , 12:19 PM

#6839

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

A pro drinker..? I don't think that's a thing.

04-24-2017 , 12:19 PM

#6840

AlwaysFolding

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Alcoholism is professional drinking

People who party on Saint Patrick's day etc. are amateur drinkers.

04-24-2017 , 12:19 PM

#6841

Da33le

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Actually, that's not true. I know a few people here who are on disability benefits because they're alcoholic

You can do it Luke, I believe in you!

04-24-2017 , 12:21 PM

#6842

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Wait a second I can move to IOM and they will pay me to become an alcoholic?! Why didn't they say that in the brochure?

04-24-2017 , 12:22 PM

#6843

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Actually, that's not true. I know a few people here who are on disability benefits because they're alcoholic

You can do it Luke, I believe in you!

at least dabs believes in me! unlike some of us... KRISTY!

though I was talking about pool and not drinking.

04-24-2017 , 12:30 PM

#6844

AlwaysFolding

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Drinking a pool?

04-24-2017 , 12:32 PM

#6845

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I think swimming would be a fine profession for someone with the god given talent of having Vienna sausage fingers

04-24-2017 , 12:33 PM

#6846

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Wait a second I can move to IOM and they will pay me to become an alcoholic?! Why didn't they say that in the brochure?

No, you have to already be an alcoholic, but if you have enough money to get here, drink yourself stupid for a while, and then you'll be sorted

04-24-2017 , 12:36 PM

#6847

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I thought about it, because you don't even really need to be an alcoholic, just go on a week long bender, go to the doctors appointment drunk, say you're an alcoholic, get your sick note and you're good to go. You need to get it renewed every three months, but that's just another excuse for a bender

04-24-2017 , 12:39 PM

#6848

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hope that helps, Luke. Then in between benders you could work on your pool game, I'm sure it's nowhere near good enough for going pro.

04-24-2017 , 12:39 PM

#6849

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I think there's a start-up company business venture in the post... just not sure though.

04-24-2017 , 12:43 PM

#6850

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Unfortunately I'm not some kind of genius scamming artist who came up with that all on his own. I know a person who does exactly that. If I was a taxpayer I'd be furious.

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