blocking like a champ lol targeted him there in the redzone.. my opponent has the rookie Fuller for Houston, so trying to fade him putting up numbers too
this old lady i know, 92 years old, had some big heart surgery the other day, and the surgery didn't go great, and the doctors were like, "if she makes it the next 24 hours she'll probably live but it's time to lower your expectations", and the whole reason she was getting the surgery was because she wanted to go to isreal to see her granddaughter get married in a couple months, so at like 1am the granddaughter gets the phone call, they immd buy plane tickets, board the plane at 4am, fly to detroit michigan from ****in isreal, get some extreme vetting at the airport for being extra suspicious, make it to the hospital and she's still alive, and she's in the ICU and you're only supposed to have 2 visitors max at a time, but they crammed 6 people in there and they got married in the room with her.
if some **** throws a pie in my face senator-elect or not. I'm gonna smash the mother ****er to the ground!
Internet tough guy.
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
this old lady i know, 92 years old, had some big heart surgery the other day, and the surgery didn't go great, and the doctors were like, "if she makes it the next 24 hours she'll probably live but it's time to lower your expectations", and the whole reason she was getting the surgery was because she wanted to go to isreal to see her granddaughter get married in a couple months, so at like 1am the granddaughter gets the phone call, they immd buy plane tickets, board the plane at 4am, fly to detroit michigan from ****in isreal, get some extreme vetting at the airport for being extra suspicious, make it to the hospital and she's still alive, and she's in the ICU and you're only supposed to have 2 visitors max at a time, but they crammed 6 people in there and they got married in the room with her.
Damn bro. Good for them human spirit and what not thanks for posting this.
i would have taken the L just to give her the W later
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Don't get me wrong getting laid is great, but if I had to lose at fantasy football to my wife to get some it wouldn't be worth it. You see the **** she talks on here... well I live with her.