you are an adult now Kristy. you can drink and bed when you want. yay!

slow poke is slow

so last night i was walking back to the car and i became uber depressed. everything hit me like a tone of bricks.

so some time between then and when i woke up I had a dream. it was weird!

I was living on a uni campus in a storage locker. but once you open the storage locker it looked like a cool frat house with rooms and **** ( it wasn't a square inside either) so things progress in the dream and some guy comes over witrh my friend and sells us a big bag of weed. everything is cool and he leaves. Next thing i Know I'm bringing this girl back to the pad and we are making out heavily. just as i'm about to you know... they guy who sold us weed comes back and tries to steal it. so i have to leave the chick and deal with that. as this happened my buddy is nex to me making out with his girl. next thing i remember is trying to get the weed back. with some really long road and no one trying to help me. ( it was late in the evening or early in the morning so no one was there) after that I'm in the gym asking my buddy if he has a 3some with my girl... i don't know why i bothered asking him... even if he says no, I KNOW it's a yes.

then i woke up. confused as to what just happened, I wipe the cold out my eye and i get up. I walk out of room, as i do, there is a dog **** just outside my door. I go to clean it up and as i bend down to pick it up in a haze i step in dog piss with my socks on.


muder suicide is looking good right now. even my dreams troll me.

Tl;Dr
Stop living in dumpsters.

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I tried to get Lily to read your posts on the subject. She respectfully declined.

We're now having a dance party.

https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?t=56s

only when you stop using taptalk

kids eh?

Wat

I fell for it.

And yet, I love driving.

Today is Saturday.
Whew.
Toes in the sand, cold beer in your hand, ****ing Saturday.
Congratulations.

Saturday!

Bump

Lady Gaga I Came!

obvs voted bastard

Is it already 7am again?

Lots of car repair talk in here, are you guys working with VW to save the environment?

Not Kristy, she hates the environment.

It's not all it's made out to be, for sure.

Nearly 10, imo