The classy thing to do would be to quietly bow out of The Never-Ending Weird Pervert Convention you all seem to be trying to turn OMGOMGOMG into.
I, unfortunately for you all, am not especially classy.
The game plan is sweaty glistening men, and if that should not stop this constant, ceaseless, petite marie, weird Asian fetish...then I am moving up to Obese people in bathing suits. I'm fully prepared to create gimmicks as needed if I suspect I've been put on ignore.
Stop it.