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02-08-2017 , 02:19 PM
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Sorry wisski, I hear there are no jerbs in Australia.
is it because they have so many refugees
02-08-2017 , 02:58 PM
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Or so many Luke's? Either way I wasn't serious my next job won't be for someone else
02-08-2017 , 03:04 PM
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How is that even allowed to be an answer? smh.

Work hasn't improved while I was in Vegas, looking for alternatives might be the only option I have. Anyone know of an opening in Australia or New Zealand?
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Or so many Luke's? Either way I wasn't serious my next job won't be for someone else
Pest and mold control seem to be a thing there. Start business; ride kangaroo to werk.
02-08-2017 , 03:41 PM
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I think sitting in a nice fur lined pouch near a fresh milk supply would be a mighty fine way to ride around
02-08-2017 , 04:03 PM
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Let me tell you something. Clearly men standing up to pee in a toilet was not part of gods plan. The amount of times my stream just wanders off and misses the toilet is unreal. Or when it goes from a stream to a sprinkler system without warning.
02-08-2017 , 04:07 PM
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Whelp, I learned something today. Thanks, Daz!
02-08-2017 , 04:18 PM
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god stays up in heaven because he is so afraid of what he created
02-08-2017 , 04:31 PM
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That didn't work out the way I expected it too.
02-08-2017 , 04:35 PM
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Let me tell you something. Clearly men standing up to pee in a toilet was not part of gods plan. The amount of times my stream just wanders off and misses the toilet is unreal. Or when it goes from a stream to a sprinkler system without warning.


ur pee probably
02-08-2017 , 04:40 PM
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I've never understood the appeal of standing when you could sit.

But everything about the male situation down there seems awkward and Ill conceived.
02-08-2017 , 04:45 PM
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Like we're supposed to believe you're not jealous. If you'd just install a urinal you would decrease those issues dale.
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I've never understood the appeal of standing when you could sit.

But everything about the male situation down there seems awkward and Ill conceived.
it's better because men are more busy. i'm usually on my way out of room before the stream even stops
02-08-2017 , 04:53 PM
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The enormous size of my epeen thoroughly insulates me from any real penis envy.
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02-08-2017 , 04:56 PM
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me on 2+2 like
02-08-2017 , 05:04 PM
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I've never understood the appeal of standing when you could sit.

But everything about the male situation down there seems awkward and Ill conceived.


My stream is quite strong, and the person who designs toilets is an idiot. If i pee sitting down it splashes back all on the underside of the seat, and occasionally on me, which isn't something I enjoy.
02-08-2017 , 05:06 PM
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And tbh toilets gross me out, so I try to touch them as little as possible.
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Like we're supposed to believe you're not jealous. If you'd just install a urinal you would decrease those issues dale.


A good idea, but my bathroom is quite small so there's no room.
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My stream is quite strong, and the person who designs toilets is an idiot. If i pee sitting down it splashes back all on the underside of the seat, and occasionally on me, which isn't something I enjoy.


ur pressure imo
02-08-2017 , 05:10 PM
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You were right on both counts
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02-08-2017 , 05:23 PM
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beetlejuice is my favorite wack packer now that eric the actor is gone
was just watching the IQ results show
02-08-2017 , 05:26 PM
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RIP, kingy
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beetle is so wacky he couldn't even take the IQ test. he would spend the entire hour arguing with the proctor, and misspell his name. his name is lester green and if you ask him to spell "red", he struggles to get out "LSTR". it's crazy to comprehend the kind of world he lives in, and he still manages to get laid more than luke
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