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dads already yelled at me this morning and it's only 9:30. he found my secret stash of washing i had piled on the floor because the dog kept getting pillow cases and running down the hall with them.

01-26-2017 , 09:27 PM

#8677

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Why does society suck, and what would you do to fix it?

black plague or Spanish flu should do it.

01-26-2017 , 09:36 PM

#8678

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

01-26-2017 , 10:18 PM

#8679

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,430

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

1 month till baseball.

lol at any of us living that long

01-26-2017 , 11:18 PM

#8680

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-26-2017 , 11:23 PM

#8681

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-26-2017 , 11:24 PM

#8682

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

01-27-2017 , 01:08 AM

#8683

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Kristy where are you moving, are you taking GW with you, or have you succeeded in getting your green card so you can now leave him behind

01-27-2017 , 01:43 AM

#8684

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Kristy where are you moving, are you taking GW with you, or have you succeeded in getting your green card so you can now leave him behind

so your saying there's a chance

01-27-2017 , 02:10 AM

#8685

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

rant #5949847298796812

so I'm going to the bank today and some chick comes out in her uniform and her arm has a huge ****ty tattoo on it...

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

01-27-2017 , 09:02 AM

#8686

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Bankers wear uniforms in Oz?

01-27-2017 , 10:29 AM

#8687

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Kristy where are you moving, are you taking GW with you, or have you succeeded in getting your green card so you can now leave him behind

Lily and I are staying in the area for now.

01-27-2017 , 12:26 PM

#8688

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Sorry for your loss.

Traveled to CO and back without increasing blood concentration of Cannabinoids, poor trip is poor.

Also realized I don't have any more goals in my life, and it's problem.

01-27-2017 , 01:52 PM

#8689

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Goals are for suckers who want to improve themselves and their lives. I don't recommend them.

01-27-2017 , 02:32 PM

#8690

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Also realized I don't have any more goals in my life, and it's problem.

**** it...Pull the plug.
Remember to settle your giant ass somewhere that first responders don't have to tear up the house to get your corpse out (maybe under a tarp in the front lawn).

01-27-2017 , 02:34 PM

#8691

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Goals are for suckers who want to improve themselves and their lives. I don't recommend them.

My goals are all about making specific folks miserable. You may have missed that chapter, when studying goals. (LOL, Canadian colleges).

01-27-2017 , 02:51 PM

#8692

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Yes retirement is a choice, but even then wtf to do during retirement. I mean I only have so much olive oil, what happens whence I run out?

01-27-2017 , 02:54 PM

#8693

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Yes retirement is a choice, but even then wtf to do during retirement. I mean I only have so much olive oil, what happens whence I run out?

Switch to water-based lubricants imo

01-27-2017 , 03:06 PM

#8694

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Switch to water-based lubricants imo

FranFran does not approve though.

01-27-2017 , 03:07 PM

#8695

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

FranFran does not approve though.

FranFran too drunk to know difference between silicone and sand.

Spoiler:

01-27-2017 , 03:29 PM

#8696

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Wisski, the solution is obv to become a furry, go to furry conventions, and post photographic TRs

01-27-2017 , 03:47 PM

#8697

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

FranFran does not approve though.

Need more olive oil

01-27-2017 , 03:55 PM

#8698

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,430

I'd be goat at retirement. PM for coaching

01-27-2017 , 04:38 PM

#8699

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud

01-27-2017 , 04:39 PM

#8700

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Link to furry conventions, maybe bring the olive oil to the convention?!

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