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Yesterday there was a guy sitting with a bag next to him. I picked it up and set it in his lap and sat down next to him. This is ****in' rush hour train time bitch, ain't nobody standing for your bag of **** to have a seat.

This turns me on.

08-31-2016 , 06:49 PM

#402

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I wish I could do something alpha like that. Unfortunately tho I have a car

08-31-2016 , 06:49 PM

#403

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

No sarcasm... I don't like having a car.

08-31-2016 , 06:53 PM

#404

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

I hate my comfortable bed and resent my huge flat screen tv

08-31-2016 , 06:57 PM

#405

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i hate that i have an almost-soundproof personal space and i can play any radio i want and pick my nose constantly. subway me baby!!!

08-31-2016 , 06:59 PM

#406

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

I hate my comfortable bed and resent my huge flat screen tv

Lol, come on now, that's not even close to the same thing. Besides, I didn't pay for my bed or my flatscreen, so I'm more than happy to have those.

08-31-2016 , 07:02 PM

#407

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Oh man I used to be the same way in Belgium. **** them. If I noticed anyone with their damn bag taking space, I would sit next to them on purpose.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

How long does it usually take for a Mexican to cum?

It's more something like he's not ready yet for kids and at this stage I really can't pull off that I got pregnant "accidentally"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Cockblocked.

Teehee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

How come nobody wants to talk to me?

you ignore everyone!

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

I hate my comfortable bed and resent my huge flat screen tv

inorite

Last edited by MadeLiefje; 08-31-2016 at 07:02 PM. Reason: ahhhh multiquote :smirk:

08-31-2016 , 07:36 PM

#408

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Bout 3.50

08-31-2016 , 07:36 PM

#409

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-31-2016 , 07:47 PM

#410

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

The most important thing I learned about JustJ is that he really likes Mountain Dew.

08-31-2016 , 08:06 PM

#411

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i meant a positive attitude! and i told you, i only use reddit to track my fantasy fishcenter scores THAT'S IT.

i don't know what fishcenter is. but if it's like football it has a 6 months down perioid. are you really going to watch basketball or baseball in that time? really?

got to do something in the down time. omg is that thing

Quote:

heels are sexy because they hobble a woman into a style of walking that's more like a newborn gazelle than a healthy human being. so that the alpha predators, us men of omgomgomg, can more easily identify sexual targets from a distance.

this is true. this is why i love them

08-31-2016 , 08:12 PM

#412

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I don't really have many weapons, lol Europe amirite. So I'd probably just grab my water bottle so I can at least stay hydrated in battle

this is the gayest thing ever...

first thing you do is you go to your stash of weed. Roll on. hold onto that when **** goes down and you have to " smoke them if you got them"

then you put the rest of your weed in your back pack.

you take a deep breath and start to go raiding. you go to your kitchen. Find the biggest knife you can. once obtained, you make it to your medical stash and grab all that ****.

then. go loot next door of all their ****.

soon you will be GOD will all the drugs!

08-31-2016 , 08:13 PM

#413

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Lastly, if you had a yard to plant a fruit tree..which tree would you plant?

I'd plant some nice Khalifa kush i think...

08-31-2016 , 08:13 PM

#414

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Liefje my subtle Jackitos troll by mentioning toddlers to you just couldn't have worked any better. Thank you for that.

RE: Cars

I agree with Dabz. As soon as is prudent I will once again park my car in a garage and forget about it until I need it again. Case in point; my tow story from 2 days ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i hate that i have an almost-soundproof personal space and i can play any radio i want and pick my nose constantly. subway me baby!!!

You can do all these things (and more!) both on a subway & in a car.

08-31-2016 , 08:14 PM

#415

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

I'd plant some nice Khalifa kush i think...

08-31-2016 , 08:15 PM

#416

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

for dabs

08-31-2016 , 08:17 PM

#417

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-31-2016 , 08:19 PM

#418

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-31-2016 , 08:20 PM

#419

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

my phone was going crazy this morning... which got me up at 7am... so i took the battery out lol.

gunna take it to the Asians today and get them to take a look. how do i say FIX IT in Chinese?

08-31-2016 , 09:08 PM

#420

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Lol, come on now, that's not even close to the same thing. Besides, I didn't pay for my bed or my flatscreen, so I'm more than happy to have those.

too lazy to look it up but wonder if the environmental impact of the TV is worse than the car if you factor in the productivity and commerce associated with driving me around.

love having a car despite being the (maybe) worst city in lol'murica for having one

08-31-2016 , 09:36 PM

#421

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Not that anyone plays poker anymore, but look who's starting a site http://www.runitonce.com/chatter/a-poker-site-should/

08-31-2016 , 09:41 PM

#422

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Not that anyone plays poker anymore, but look who's starting a site http://www.runitonce.com/chatter/a-poker-site-should/

: heart:

:h eart:

:he art:

Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 08-31-2016 at 09:46 PM.

08-31-2016 , 09:52 PM

#423

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Did I miss something?

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Not that anyone plays poker anymore, but look who's starting a site http://www.runitonce.com/chatter/a-poker-site-should/

Oh wow, I hope there is going to be a way to make a living with the rabeback on that site

08-31-2016 , 09:53 PM

#424

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Seriously breaking news, he was on chicago joey podcast like 3 weeks ago and never mentioned anything about that.

08-31-2016 , 09:54 PM

#425

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Not that anyone plays poker anymore, but look who's starting a site http://www.runitonce.com/chatter/a-poker-site-should/

if this has good software could be bigger than stars.

cos the new people who took over ps shot themselves int he foot.

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