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09-29-2016 , 09:55 PM

#2576

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Gw: Do you know the difference between a blow job and a ham sandwich?

Kristy: No?

Gw: Wanna grab some lunch?

Walked right into it. So ashamed.

friday IS club day and i just found what i am gunna say! lol

09-29-2016 , 10:04 PM

#2577

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

09-29-2016 , 11:35 PM

#2578

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

this is why don't have any friends dabs...

also what she means by it is, she sells, feels and tastes in her mouth like a dirty ******* that's just pooped

that's why shes not drinking again

Tell us more about those friends that are always bailing on you Luke

09-30-2016 , 12:05 AM

#2579

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Tell us more about those friends that are always bailing on you Luke

which friends are those i don't remember?

my life is ****ing awesome! i don't need to go around on internet forums and tell people I'm upset.

09-30-2016 , 12:55 AM

#2580

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i think a sail boat on the water is the height of class and sophistication

No wonder your an emotional basket case...

09-30-2016 , 01:02 AM

#2581

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Member when me and you used to be friends wisski ?

09-30-2016 , 01:12 AM

#2582

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

i feel like playing some ****ty 1$ 90 mans on stars... they still got those?

09-30-2016 , 05:20 AM

#2583

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

So you got the job Luke?

09-30-2016 , 05:41 AM

#2584

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

So you got the job Luke?

I'll know on Monday. pretty sure i got this one on lock. or, she will slip me her number. either one.

09-30-2016 , 06:11 AM

#2585

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You seem very confident. Of course I am rooting for you, but I hope you don't mind if I have a little giggle to myself if the confidence turns out to be misplaced.

09-30-2016 , 06:51 AM

#2586

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

You seem very confident. Of course I am rooting for you, but I hope you don't mind if I have a little giggle to myself if the confidence turns out to be misplaced.

dabs, you are a hater and want to see the world burn don't you! you mother ****er!

09-30-2016 , 07:03 AM

#2587

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Member when me and you used to be friends wisski ?

I do, then I stopped creeping the Thai girl, who now pretends to be a lesbian. She's sleeping with a large black basketball player, I wish I could participate in that!

09-30-2016 , 07:23 AM

#2588

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I do, then I stopped creeping the Thai girl, who now pretends to be a lesbian. She's sleeping with a large black basketball player, I wish I could participate in that!

what sleeping with a large black basketball player?

09-30-2016 , 07:28 AM

#2589

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I do, then I stopped creeping the Thai girl, who now pretends to be a lesbian. She's sleeping with a large black basketball player, I wish I could participate in that!

I'm ok to have a sex with a girl and another guy, but recently not ok with a black guy.

09-30-2016 , 07:29 AM

#2590

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

You seem very confident. Of course I am rooting for you, but I hope you don't mind if I have a little giggle to myself if the confidence turns out to be misplaced.

I'll giggle even if he's mad.

Monday morning when Luke doesn't get the job, I hope pass will be back to tell him lol

09-30-2016 , 07:49 AM

#2591

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Female, I.e. She's having lesbian sex with a tall skinny athletic black chick... ****your pics

09-30-2016 , 07:49 AM

#2592

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm not a hater, I'm just jaded.

I don't really want to see the world burn, I like the world, the people are the problem

09-30-2016 , 08:07 AM

#2593

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

I'll giggle even if he's mad.

Monday morning when Luke doesn't get the job, I hope pass will be back to tell him lol

yeah cos his life is so meaningless he has to tell someone on the internet how he feels.

sounds like he has short blue hair and is a 400 pound land wale to me

also **** all yall. when i have a job I'll be the one laughing!

09-30-2016 , 11:34 AM

#2594

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Friday.
Friday!
Frid'y.
Eff
Are
Eye
Dee
Ay
Why
Friday (effareeyedeeaywhy...sounds the same, spelled differently. Homophones, not that there's anything wrong with that).
Yeah, buddy.

Friday.

Bump

09-30-2016 , 11:38 AM

#2595

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

09-30-2016 , 01:12 PM

#2596

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

How you know I'm a big whale? That MMORPG keeps milking me

09-30-2016 , 01:13 PM

#2597

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Sounds more like everyday than Friday to me. But I pronounce French so what do I know

09-30-2016 , 03:56 PM

#2598

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Jay,

**** the Braves.

Kindest regards,
aiott

09-30-2016 , 04:29 PM

#2599

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

The final series of the year for the Braves. They're so hot right now. Tearing it up for the last 15 games, when your 25 games back, with 3 games left...dishreartening, at least.

On the bright side, the Braves will be dueling with the wildcard seeking, often dangerous, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, southern Canadian, Tigers...American league toolbags, since 1901.

09-30-2016 , 05:36 PM

#2600

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Jays got stuck playing the hottest team in baseball. Wouldn't mind Jays/Tigazzzz getting the WCs but can't count on the Yankees to beat Baltimore so let's go Braves!

just noticed bosox are on a 3L streak so maybe they've stopped trying now that they've clinched

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