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06-26-2016 , 07:53 AM

#2276

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Wait, wat?

06-26-2016 , 07:57 AM

#2277

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

awkward...

06-26-2016 , 08:18 AM

#2278

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

the AC in the studio is not working. It's swealtering already and the sun isn't up yet. Come noon it'll be brutal.

Remember to stay hydrated.

06-26-2016 , 08:24 AM

#2279

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Thinking of working naked; which would be risky as I'm on a live video feed--but not the kind that pays for me to get nekkid.

Gonna have to open the video feed....please stand by.

06-26-2016 , 08:29 AM

#2280

JustJ46671

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Are the lights off in the studio?

It's so dark.

06-26-2016 , 08:45 AM

#2281

JustJ46671

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Had to put the stream on my big TV to see you.

You're not nekkid!

My tablet camera is pretty decrepit (.0000soild7 minor pixels)

06-26-2016 , 09:04 AM

#2282

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

JFC, a doughnut?
I don't have a damned doughnut.

06-26-2016 , 09:36 AM

#2283

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I got nothing...I just like to ruin combos.

06-26-2016 , 09:52 AM

#2284

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Had to put the stream on my big TV to see you.

You're not nekkid!

My tablet camera is pretty decrepit (.0000soild7 minor pixels)

That may be the first time anyone has been upset I wasn't nude. And it's still hot as death in here. Normally I bring a jacket cause it's kept so cold (for the equipment) but today I'm just waiting for everything to lock up due to overheating.

Hasn't happened yet--cause the live show, a.k.a. worst time to happen, doesn't start til 10am Eastern.

06-26-2016 , 09:53 AM

#2285

Albino Lord

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Are the lights off in the studio?

It's so dark.

Yeah, I kept the lights off to keep the temp as low as possible. Also, adds to the mystique for the strip tease I'll be doing later on

06-26-2016 , 09:56 AM

#2286

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Tired. Lily decided that waking up @ 4:30 in the morning was going to be super fun for us. She's lucky she's heart-stoppingly cute while doing it. It was her stuffed puppy's fault...he was barking and giving me licks, and she was trying very hard to get him to behave so we could snuggle.

NAWWWWWW... cute!

06-26-2016 , 09:59 AM

#2287

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

ok, cash flows are done!

i repeat cash flows are done!

i think it's time to play that game lbox keeps going on about. cos rocket league... who the **** plays that

06-26-2016 , 10:08 AM

#2288

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Live show just started; female Call screener came in to work with me. Now I have to choose between overheating or facing a sexual harassment issue.

Most likely choosing the latter and hoping she follows my lead. *brown chicken brown cow*

06-26-2016 , 10:21 AM

#2289

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

JFC, a doughnut?
I don't have a damned doughnut.

I'm going out for one after this France/Ireland match. Want me to get you one?

06-26-2016 , 10:27 AM

#2290

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

ianal - but try to stay soft until she distobes. If you come out guns blazing the charges will be harder to defend.

06-26-2016 , 10:37 AM

#2291

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

So is 1.72 / 5'8 considered small? I think so, right?

06-26-2016 , 10:42 AM

#2292

Albino Lord

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it's on the shorter side of average. Unless you move to China then you are in the top 10%.

06-26-2016 , 11:01 AM

#2293

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

I think I'm done with girls. Can't do anything about my height.

06-26-2016 , 11:04 AM

#2294

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Conquer mainland Europe. It worked for Napoleon.

06-26-2016 , 11:06 AM

#2295

Albino Lord

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and Napoleon was 5'6". So you got that advantage.

06-26-2016 , 11:08 AM

#2296

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

How big was his d1ck?

06-26-2016 , 11:15 AM

#2297

Albino Lord

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5'5". He walked with a severe limp.

06-26-2016 , 11:16 AM

#2298

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

06-26-2016 , 11:19 AM

#2299

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

So is 1.72 / 5'8 considered small? I think so, right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

I think I'm done with girls. Can't do anything about my height.

Yeah, it's short. Women like tall, just like guys like...pretty, thin, big tits, round ass, thigh gap, long hair, etc etc.
That doesn't make you undateable, but it is a superficial strike against.

If I'm being completely honest...I'm guilty of this. GW is the second shortest guy I've ever had an LTR with, and he's 6'2".

And the shortest was Japanese-Canadian so ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

it's on the shorter side of average. Unless you move to China then you are in the top 10%.