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Old 06-08-2016, 05:15 AM   #201
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Hawthorn, the Hawks will drop bombs on Essendon
Western Bulldogs, they cheat, they win Port Adelaide won't be shocked.
Fremantle, Dockers will win because WTF is a Docker? If I don't know nor will the Lions.
North Melbourne, Kangaroos will shove the Cats into their pouches until the game is over.
Adelaide, Crows fly as one, Eagles not prepared for the murder they are flying into.
Carlton, Bound by blue and ready to beat the Saints marching in.
Richmond, Strong bold and able to get a tan while beating the Suns.
Sydney, Swans will show GSW they aren't Giant in anyone this week.
Melbourne, Together they are beating Collingwood,
Poetry!

Not great poetry, but A+ again, for the extra effort.
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Old 06-08-2016, 05:57 AM   #202
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Nice tipping golfer. How was your birthday?
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Old 06-08-2016, 06:10 AM   #203
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You never answered my question Luke, are you black?

No racism.
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Old 06-08-2016, 06:22 AM   #204
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Today is Wednesday.
Middle of the week.
Day of the hump.
End of vacation.
Off to the airport after lunch.

Bump
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Old 06-08-2016, 06:42 AM   #205
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you were on holidays j? how was it.
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Old 06-08-2016, 06:56 AM   #206
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Why don't you like sports LB? Is it because you're bad at them?

Sports are brilliant. They are the perfect way to show others that you are better than them. When you beat somebody and rub it in their face. Heaven.
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Old 06-08-2016, 08:43 AM   #207
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Why don't you like sports LB? Is it because you're bad at them?

Sports are brilliant. They are the perfect way to show others that you are better than them. When you beat somebody and rub it in their face. Heaven.
I will crush you at table tennis!!!
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Old 06-08-2016, 08:50 AM   #208
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JJ, when you coming to Dallas? Maybe we can get a meetup for KB to come hang out also. I think he's nearing the end of his annoyance with the houses.
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Old 06-08-2016, 09:56 AM   #209
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here it is



just kidding...



happy bday, mate
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Old 06-08-2016, 10:41 AM   #210
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JJ, when you coming to Dallas? Maybe we can get a meetup for KB to come hang out also. I think he's nearing the end of his annoyance with the houses.
I have a trip coming up in July, I think. Going to LA wastelands (Shreveport and beyond). Will probably drive so I have an get away vehicle.
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Old 06-08-2016, 10:42 AM   #211
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Happy Birthday, ashes of eight high.
I'd make you a t h r e a d, but you never come here, so...
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Old 06-08-2016, 10:46 AM   #212
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Did you guys know that Robins mourn for and protect more than just their mate or babies?

I was sitting outside and I heard a bunch of birds screaming. I went to see what the fuss was about and one of my cats was just finishing a Robin off. Two other adults were on top off bushes in my yard screaming...srsly..it was an ungodly noise.

This morning those same two Robins are sitting on the hydro wire and roof by my driveway, and when the cat that killed the Robin came out they screamed at it for 20 mins straight. Note: my other two cats had been out all morning and they weren't making any ruckus at all.

The Birds, it's happening.
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Old 06-08-2016, 10:46 AM   #213
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Happy Birthday, ashes of eight high.
I'd make you a t h r e a d, but you never come here, so...
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:09 AM   #214
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I have a trip coming up in July, I think. Going to LA wastelands (Shreveport and beyond). Will probably drive so I have an get away vehicle.
We could hit up Shreveport casinos if you want. Free alcohol. Or, you could come here. Think about it, hit me up on Facebook messages with pertinent info, and I'll reach out to kb to see what we can come up with
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:22 AM   #215
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Was everyone just giddy about the new OMG yesterday?

Actually upon further reflection, I'm going to hold the addition of Aussie...whateversport.... to omg157 responsible for this new lull in bumps.
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:34 AM   #216
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excited. yes. hopeful no
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:39 AM   #217
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Did you guys know that Robins mourn for and protect more than just their mate or babies?

I was sitting outside and I heard a bunch of birds screaming. I went to see what the fuss was about and one of my cats was just finishing a Robin off. Two other adults were on top off bushes in my yard screaming...srsly..it was an ungodly noise.

This morning those same two Robins are sitting on the hydro wire and roof by my driveway, and when the cat that killed the Robin came out they screamed at it for 20 mins straight. Note: my other two cats had been out all morning and they weren't making any ruckus at all.

The Birds, it's happening.
The cynic in me says it's just a warning call to others that there's a predator and not actual mourning ... idk.
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:41 AM   #218
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reno dakota there's not an iota of kindness in you
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:45 AM   #219
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a pretty girl is like a violent crime,
if you do it wrong you could do time,
but if you do it right it is sublime
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:45 AM   #220
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In on page 1!
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:57 AM   #221
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The cynic in me says it's just a warning call to others that there's a predator and not actual mourning ... idk.
I'd have agreed with you except for the part yesterday afternoon where they followed the cat and caught Robin into the yard and continued screaming, or that they stuck around and screamed this morning.

Seems abnormally disinterested in their own safety in fleeing a predator, no?


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a pretty girl is like a violent crime,
if you do it wrong you could do time,
but if you do it right it is sublime
I don't understand this poem, but the vibe is distinctly Ed Gein.
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:58 AM   #222
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We could hit up Shreveport casinos if you want. Free alcohol. Or, you could come here. Think about it, hit me up on Facebook messages with pertinent info, and I'll reach out to kb to see what we can come up with
Yes!
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:59 AM   #223
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In on page 1!
220ppp is definitely the way to go.

I spent a portion of my day yesterday discussing your sex life. Congrats, you've been cleared to bang ALL the wimmen. Plz post results.
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Old 06-08-2016, 12:04 PM   #224
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Why don't you like sports LB? Is it because you're bad at them?

Sports are brilliant. They are the perfect way to show others that you are better than them. When you beat somebody and rub it in their face. Heaven.
I'm scared of balls, that's the main reason why I don't play them. I don't watch sport on tv because I think its boring and people get stupid while enjoying it.

I'm very competitive, maybe elitist. I only participate in things I'm good at.
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Old 06-08-2016, 12:05 PM   #225
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a pretty girl is like a violent crime,
if you do it wrong you could do time,
but if you do it right it is sublime
I like your new avatar
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